Okay I know this is damn long ago

Update: No no! A lot of you have misunderstood! I have no problems with people who say I look like Dawn, and I admit it's not all bad la because to some degree she is quite pretty (taking away the melting face and all that)! I was just angry at people who call me shameless for something I did not do! Read carefully!

But I've been searching through what some people have said about me in the past and I just feel like I have to set the record straight IN WRITING so there can be some kind of official record of this in the world wide web.

This feeling I am having now is akin to how you would feel if your uncle or whoever was hung to death ten years ago for a crime he was alleged to have committed (say, committing indecent act with a car vacuum cleaner like that guy in yesterday's news) but in fact he was actually innocent, wouldn't you want to clear his name too? Despite the fact that he's dead now and it's been ten years and the car vacuum cleaner is gone? Yes you would so bear with me. For the sake of your uncle.

So what is it that I still have a beef with?

The whole "OH MAY ZHEE SO THICK FACE SHE SAY SHE LOOK LIKE DAWN YANG" issue. I have never clarified this officially on my blog before (I checked) so here it goes.

First of all, I have never, EVER, EVER said I look like Dawn before. Never. People say I look like Dawn but I have never mentioned, not even once, not on my own accord, not on my own wits, not using my own vocal chord (or in this case it's all ten of my typing fingers) that I think I look like Dawn. If I did, I must have said it in either these two ways:

1) "People say I look like Dawn." Which is true. People do tell me often that I resemble her in photos. Blog comments, my own friends, random blog posts by others, etc. So I am merely pointing this out. Not agreeing, not disageeing either. Just a succinct mention of it.

2) Or I say it this way. "Okay if you do insist on saying I look like Dawn Yang I think you are wrong and instead should say that SHE looks like me."

I've explained this before, but I'll elucidate again.

Okay in a normal case, sure, Dawn was born first, she is older, therefore if anyone of us looks like the other, it should be stated as, "May Zhee looks like Dawn" because she came into this earth first.

BUT, this is not a normal case. Because Dawn here did not come into this earth looking like what she looks like today. She came to this earth, looking like this.









It was only after year 2000 or whatever, after she had a whole transformation with plasic surgeries equivalent to the GDP of a small country, that she finally ended up looking like this.


AFTER.

Which is what people say I look like. She got this face after her PS while I was born into mine so how can I be the one who looks like her?! I mean it'd be okay if she only did some changes and still has even a teensy bit of resemblance with her old self, but she totally changed her face lor ok! What resemblance do you see with her old self??!?! Like two totally different people can!

And in case you wanna counter saying I look like the old ugly Dawn thinking you're so very smart, YOU ARE WRONG! When Dawn started blogging and whoring her photos it was already post-surgery her and people only had her post-surgery pics to compare with mine, so shut up!

I saw some dumb ass girl going on and on in her blog about my statement "Dawn Yang looks like me" without even reading my blog post in its entirety, which was written not even to talk about me looking like Dawn, but instead to point out this fault with the sentence "I look like Dawn". Purely technical blog post, interpreted beyond its purpose by this blogger bitch.

So this blog post is for her, and for all the people who once mistook me for some facile blogger who runs around calling herself a Dawn look-a-like. I have never once said I look like her and I will most likely never say it. And I don't care that you think I look like her, just don't make it seem like I am the one who promulgated this message. Thank you.

Okay I will stop now because this post is making me cringe.