Okay see if you can figure out the crypted message in between because I. cannot. blog. it. out. so here.
Okay er not the best picture but get it? Get it?
Ah screw this Mr Munro if you're reading this, you have mad guitar skills!!!! And me (AND ONNELLA AND LIYANA AND SHEREEN AND LINNEA AND CARL AND DEBRA AND AMANI so not just me of course) thinks that if you play the guitar and sing all the girls will fall in love with you!!! I am kidding!!!!!!!!
Shall I start writing in pinyin again hahahaha.
Ahhh today was a good day! It started out with English and I had the most fun ever discussing with Mr Craig about how the events in One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich are archetypal experiences to our lives! And we had a lovely guest in class too! Ah he must be fascinated by how similar a Gulag (Russian prison camp) can be to any society today, workplace, school, etc ... I love suggestive analogies.
Then came break and you know what happened during break AHEM.
Then came Business class and it was the best class ever! Marketing = heaps of fun! We cracked so many funny jokes about brands and companies ... if I were to tell them here it'll be totally not funny. Okay like this one. My teacher Ms Burns told me about how French people ransacked a McDonalds before in their country and when she asked why, I said it's because the French hate Americans. And then I asked, "But ... don't the French people sell fries?"
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Ms Burns LOLed!
I love making people happy. A lot of people tend to forget this because I'm so bitchy and stuff but really, I love entertaining people! It's my expertise!
And then I had Study Hall which I used to go to McD with Shereen, GZ and KY and did no work whatsoever as planned. I swear McDonald's RM5.95 lunch meal is the best marketing tactic ever. They reduce their profit margin but gosh the amount that they are getting in return far covers the difference!
And then I had TOK, and directly after that I had Forensics Debate Club thing and stayed on in the same class to help Onnella and Liyana with their TOK presentation until 5pm. Mr M is the teacher advisor for the Forensics Debate Club. We were using his class.
Cough.
Cough.
COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH.
Ming bai ma? Zhi dao wei she me jing tian wo na me kai xing le ma??
Good.
Anyway toodles I got interview questions to answer!!!
55 comments:
hahahah this blog is filled with joy :)
Hahahahah Yay! Forensics! Does this mean you will be at the SEA Forensics Tourney at ISKL next year?
I competed every year in high school and starting this year I adjudicate at the tournament :)
KY, and I think you know why! (I'm trying to rhyme this blog is filled with joy and I think you know why ... that didn't rhyme.)
Matthew, really!!! That's awesome!!! Yeah we talked about that! Oh hey I remember you, you're the kind kind person who offered me space on server once :) Are you from ISKL or some international school too?
just a small FYI:
"zhi dao wei she (SHEN) me jing (JIN) tian wo na me kai xing (XIN) le ma??"
in brackets are the correct pinyin.
faster correct it and delete this comment!hehe
readers are filled with joy when you are too =D
have a nice day and smile!! =) =)
only readers feel the joy...
=.(
RwN, hahahahah I know but like I can't be bothered!!! Haha thanks!
Prince Frog, huhh?? Why what do you mean?
Hi May Zhee, I've been reading your blog for a while & I didn't know you were in Forensics...do you debate? You should go to SEA Forensics in ISKL if you can, most fun I've ever had lah :)
(thats also where I met Matthew up there in the comments, so lots of nice people)
ming bai, ming bai *nod*
wo ye xi huan mcd de value lunch. hen pian yi .. wakakaka
oh good to see u happy and joy-ful again .. a different change from the previous posts 8D
Munro. Need I say more? It wasn't too difficult.
yvonen s, yeah I recently joined! No hang on ... recently CREATED Forensics club. Yeah I only join because the teachers are hot HAHAHHAHAH that's one of my answers for the interview. Yeah we are waiting to get into that SEA Forensics too!! I am looking forward to it!
Jazlyn, yes pian yi! Wo xi huan pian yi dong xi!!!!
Reiper, yeah Mr Munro is my teacher. If you use the scroll button, it's the rectangular thing on the right side of the window, and pull it upwards, you'll see his name big and clear in the fifth line.
You have a crush on your teacher. How sweet. What an innocent little bitch.
Reiper, teacherS :)
I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME FINISH UP THOSE INTERVIEW QUESTIONS I AM SUCH A PROCRASTINATOR!!!
And I wanna sleep now :(
But I wanna finish it today :(
But I wanna sleep now :(
But I wanna finish it NOW :(
But I need sleep :(
Goddamnit. I'm going to sleep. Noooo... must ... answer ... interview ... questions ... zzzz
Some people can realllyyyyy have fun talking mean nonsense in someone else's blog.
Does Crush = Slut?
I think NOT. WHAT is wrong with a CRUSH? For God's sake.
Sad world that person lives in.
Don't worry MayZhee! I have crushes on my teachers too! :D Teachers are HUMANS too! So what makes them so different? So we can have crushes on normal people but not TEACHERS? They TEACH us and so if we have a CRUSH on them we will automatically SLEEP with them?
Some people just got no common sense.
Or is that person saying we are NOT ALLOWED to have a crush on ANYONE (unmarried/married) because we will SLEEP with them?
I've said it and I'll say it again:
Some people just got no common sense.
D:
Team MayZhee!
Team COMMON SENSE!
Team NOT TALKING MEAN NONSENSE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOG!
:D :D :D
ooh! happy happy post! and i understand why! haha.
oh, the french don't hate the americans. they probably just hate everyone who speaks english.. especially the british..
gel
cant agree more with jo-yee. Come on, having a crush on teachers = some sort of celebrities crush ok... Fuck if i have crush on the air stewardess during my flight can i sleep with them in the pilot cabin? Pure nonsense by ReIPer...
Oh my GOSH what is this!! Do I see a BAD WORD in the comments! What is this? The B word!! Tsk tsk! Don't you know I can charge you for bullying and harassment!!!! *deletes* There look I helped you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA anyway.
Jo-Yee, yeah yeah of course!!! Teachers are hot. Fathers are hot. But preferably if they're not fathers :( Yeah yeah omg in that sense then having a crush on like Brad Pitt or whoever is also wrong lor! Because I am committing a SIN to Angelina Jolie ... not that I mind la I hate her.
little miss sunshine, :) :) :) :) It really was!!! wtf hates everyone who speak English hahah yeah I heard they hate British too! And once they wanted to rename French Fries as freedom fries -_-
prince frog, air stewardess HAHAHAHHAHAHHA gotta admit they are hot. Except old ones.
ksdjfaksjfhaksjdhfksdjhfsakjhfkj!!!
I am bored.
:(
Someone have an interesting talk with me about my teachers!! I don't want to blog it out because they read my blog hahaha but if you ASK me a question I can't not answer you, can I ...
May Zhee you are right. :( I am such a loser. No one likes me in school, that's why I had to resort to this. Can you ever bring it in your heart to forgive me? You are ever so gorgeous, and I am so ugly.
I AM EVER SO UGLY!!!!!!
A good example of real nonsense would be the post on May Zhee's blog dated the 25th of April. The two comments above me rather nonsensical as well. If you can't see that you really can't justify calling anything else nonsense.
There's nothing to say about your teachers. Why discuss something so pointless? That is just sad.
I see you have resorted to editing comments. That's a clever little trick. Come up with something a little more cutting, revealing, or at least true would you? Trivialities like that don't faze me.
Can you really charge me with bullying and harassment? I don't want your help bitch. If you're going to do something, do it. Don't cover it up with false charity.
HHAHAHAHAHHA *dies laughing*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
WOOOOO LOOK AT ME I AM OBSESSED WITH MAY ZHEE'S BLOG THAT I HAVE TO WAIT HERE EVERY SECOND AND EVERY MINUTE WOOOO I LOVE YOU MAY ZHEE I CHANGE MY MIND NOW SAM, SAM WHO?? I LOVE YOU MAY ZHEE LOVE YOUUUUU
If my act of staying here in your blog 24/7 doesn't show that I don't know what will! I am also desperate for attention, oh dear readers, won't you give me attention?
Did you guys check out my blog by the way? Look at me I'm the smartest thing ever!! I am such a smart-ass!!! I just love being a LOSER because I am so immature and childish although I am supposedly lecturing May Zhee about being mature and modest and all that shit!!
If you really did die laughing, it would be a blessing to the world. Snide remarks aside, I don't need to repeat myself about how obnoxious you really are. However I carry myself is my business May Zhee. Lowering your standards by feeding trolls is what got you into this mess in the first place and I see you are making the same mistake again.
Are you hinting that you know who I am? Within the space of a week? Should I be impressed? No. You have no idea who I am. The first week's clue is around the corner if you really need it.
Look at me I am such a loser.
May Zhee will you please love me!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is super funny no I won't love you, you are disgusting HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Ohhh why not :( :( :( :( :(
I am already such a loser in school why won't you at least love me in cyberspace! That is after all the reason I'm hanging around here. BOHOO May Zhee please love me!!!! Give me your attention I am desperately seeking it!!!!!
I am Reiper and I have no balls weewoooweewaaawow
I see you have resorted to attacking other people in an attempt to win. That is another pathetic move by the owner of the disturbingly pink blog. If you don't have the nerve to stand up to me as yourself, perhaps you should just stop trying.
In addition to being wrong, you are now also racist, and I quote from your version of my blog, "I shall remain anonymous now, and blend into my blog background. Not that that'll be hard to do, if you get what I mean." It is rather obvious who you think I am based on your comments and posts. I only hope that you're not going to hurt other people in your new vendetta.
Okay, time for a heartfelt confession.
I am truly sorry May Zhee for the trouble I have caused you. I should not have been hanging around your blog obsessively. I guess, I just needed a little attention from you, because my mother never gave me some as a little boy.
A year ago, I had a beautiful girlfriend. She dumped me. I was never able to get over it. That was what led me to you. I know this doesn't justify my actions - it can't even begin to, I know - but I just ask for your understanding, that's all.
Could you find it in your heart to forgive me? I am asking you, with the earnesty of every fiber of my being. Forgive me.
Er, no.
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha *rolls over and dies*
This is fun I love my blog!!! :D :D :D
WHAT IS THIS. I see I have an impostor here!
No May Zhee do not mistaken me as that racist racist man. "Blend into the background" what are you insinuating????
*shouts like a hooligan*
I admit this is rather amusing watching you cavort around under my name. The energy you are putting into discrediting and annoying me is amazing. This reveals something about how affected you really are by my comments. You have become ensnared by a troll, the very thing happened with Kira months before. Why is it that you cannot learn to ignore? Is your ego so immense that you must answer every affront to your dignity? We all know how tragedies end.
Oh no oh no I have to go out now (because unlike some people I have a LIFE) my movie's at 1pm I can't stay even if I wanted to. :(
Make sure the comments are still here when I get back! *winks* Bye!!
Tralalalalal *dances around* Look at me I'm a girl! A pretty petty girl! Aren't I such a bitch!
MayZhee you know I really can't stand to see you happy!! I must stay around here and RUIN your happiness!!! Why are you so happy while I'm such a sad loser! I don't get it! According to MY definition, you should be the inferior lower life here and I am the superior king of all beings.
Yet, you are so happy and enjoying life. Why am I so sad! WHY! Okay I will alleviate my pain by posting a slew of sanctimonious comments on your blog to prove that I am indeed better than you (no one would believe me).
12.03pm - May Zhee you suck
12.04pm - May Zhee you suck even more
12.08pm - CAN YOU HEAR ME I SAID YOU SUCK
12.09pm - Bitch is ignoring me. YOU SUCK!!!!
12.10pm - Ooh you like teachers you are a slut.
12.11pm - I SAID YOU SUCK!!!
12.13pm - Why does no one love me.
12.13pm - YOU SUCK MAY ZHEE YOU SUCK!!! YOU HEAR ME!!! SUCKKKKKKK!!!
12.14pm - Don't forget you suck.
Oh won't someone reply me I am so very desperate for attention!!!!!
I swear if no one gives me attention I might just flip over and DIE. Like a fish! Fishy fishy fish!
May Zhee you are a slut I changed my mind I'm going to harangue you now about being a slut!!! May Zhee you are a slut! A slut I tell you a SLUT.
hehe ming bai!! lol
reiper hao wu liao. tian tian dou zuo zai dian nao qian mian deng zhe ni reply ta. ke lian de jia huo. *pats head*
wow.. amazing.
valerie, *wink wink* HAHAHHA ta tai ai wo le. Bu neng guai ta wo na me mei.
yuhhui, haha I know right.
I watched Wolverine heh heh it wasn't bad surprisingly! I was angry at first because I wanna watch a stupid chick flick but hmm Wolverine wasn't too bad!
MayZhee, I think the 'person' who keeps talking nonsense in your blog and flaming you for pointless reasons is just hoping that you would write another looooong post like that one you wrote about Kate/Kira, only this time it's about him/her.
Since, you know, she/he's so desperate for attention.
Ignore him ba... ta yi jing mental case liao... cuckoo cuckoo..
you should have done what Xiaxue did with the dawn thingy! hahah to create a post as if praising and idolising her from head to toe, but really all mockingly. Then you can so totally not be in trouble!
Erm maybe a lil too late for that =X but dont worry aite. i hope all works out. Don't worry! (Naturally) pretty people will definitely win Xp ahah
hahahaaaa omg may zheee :)
COUGH COUGH xp
i'm glad you had such an awesome day!
I LOVE SEA FORENSICS!
must join debate, damn drama wan. hahaha.
I was in debate and OO back in form4. so fun. :D
May Zhee, if you are unable to come up with a normal way of arguing, you should suck up your massive ego and admit defeat instead of sitting there talking to yourself. You know that that is the first sign of insanity don't you?
Did I strike a nerve earlier, bitch? Was that why you didn't want me saying anymore? Were you so afraid that you had to speak for me rather than risk me speaking for myself? You were affected by it that you decided discrediting me was the best course of action, and you chose to go about this by starting a brand new blog. If you recall, that's what I did when I first started commenting. Do you have the justification for saying that it's sad now? What about all your supporters that said it was pathetic? Their comments now apply to you. You're slipping, bitch.
To the real reiper. everyone noes wat may zhee is doing. and hell it works on u rofl~~ XD
Haha!!
Wait wait!
"The energy you are putting into discrediting and annoying me is amazing."
Well now look who's talking.
Ho Sang, YOU SHOULD REMOVE YOUR POST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jo-Yee, AHA too bad la he doesn't deserve it at least Kate/Kira did a bit.
Andy Lim, HAHAHAHHAHA ok this made me laugh. Mental case hahahahahahha siao lang
nas.ISM, hahah yeah I have thought about it!!! And of course of course, agree with your last sentence AHEM
Liyana, COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH yes I should hang out with you more often it seems like the best two things that happened in my day involved you. :)
choco, omg omg omg!!! So many of you in SEA Forensics one ah now only I know!!!!!
Manzy, hahahahahahahahha :)
Reiper, thank you for your advice I will listen to it and try to be a better person.
Reiper, thank you for your advice I will listen to it and try to be a better person.
Reiper, thank you for your advice I will listen to it and try to be a better person.
Reiper, thank you for your advice I will listen to it and try to be a better person.
Reiper, thank you for your advice I will listen to it and try to be a better person.
caffe_latte, as I was saying WHEN is the newspaper going to contact me huh! :) No la cheh I'm kidding actually ... but I think your case is really inspiration is the sense that you dared to post about your classmates copying, and faced all that shit ... that was really very brave of you :)
Although you are clearly being sarcastic with your recent response, it is good that you can even superficially acknowledge that you need to change to become a better person. However, until I am convinced of a genuine change, shown by the removal of all material pertaining to individuals who are not Kira or yourself, the blog you created as a copy of mine, and apologizing to all those people you dragged into the spotlight with your post exposing Kira and for the comment you have posted on the blog of a certain uninvolved party (Involving a person who was not in any way previously involved is cowardly tactic akin to taking hostages or purposefully inflicting civilian casualties), you will not be rid of me. Have a nice day.
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