I went to TWO Manchester United games in ONE country: mine!

I've devised a new way of taking photos.



See! Smart right! Can include three people at once, including driver! Especially when Chuan Huat has a special type of elongated rearview mirror! When I told him the mirror's good for him to see the pretty girls sittin at the back of his car, he promptly took it off. >:(


MY CHUAN HUAT WHAT A BIG HEAD YOU HAVE.




With U Zhing! My pretty girl statement not true meh! Don't doubt its veracity!

That night we went for karaoke as well ...

... and this is my attempt to kiss Jay.


In a Man Utd jersey too hahaha! Jay will forever be my first love!


Home! Posting this photo to show that I GOT BOOBS OK.

And now, presenting:

MANCHESTER UNITED VERSUS MALAYSIA FIRST MATCH FROM RM58 SEATS


How the field looked.


Straight ahead!




And the game starts!


Owen on big screen! *KISSES*


Nike aren't you proud!

MANCHESTER UNITED VERSUS MALAYSIA SECOND MATCH FROM RM308 SEATS!


Okay I was still using a lousy normal camera so didn't change much.


The players! I put hearts on those that I like, and a specially big one for Macheda.


Okay the hearts will stop now.


Desisted from hanging a heart over his head.




So nice we watched it twice.


And guess who else we saw there ... ! He took part in a very fervent Mexican wave.


Obviously all my photos focus on one person.

A kind person on Twitter going by the name Cheem agreed to lend me some of his photos, which were very good ones indeed! :) THANKS CHEEM!


You mean I have to pick ONE?


Malaysian player in number 7 jersey ... you are lucky for a very different reason in my eyes. Grr.


Gods warming up.

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Everyone loves Rooney!


SEXY MACHEDA and I believe that's Owen in front! Just as sexy woots! I wish they would make out already no I did not just say that


Ben Foster, goalie. He is also on my list. :D


See the number 14 guy? Tosic? Oh yeah on my list too. *nods*


My two favorite strikers ahhh...

Watch this sequence.

Macheda plays.


Macheda doing, um, that.


AND MACHEDA SCORES!!!!!!!


Players watch.

Finishing this off with my favorite picture:


Hahah thanks Cheem! :D

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Dear Football Gods (attn: Sub-department of Crazed Female Fans),

If you watched the FC Seoul game few hours earlier, you would have seen that Macheda scored again for MU and then he did this hand gesture thing cupping his ears like he was asking for applause from the audience. People try to convince me that it is just a goal celebration, that he is still humble and not arrogant ala Ronaldo yet (my once love).

But what I see, from his actions and comportment in Malaysia (winking at the audience, walking over half-naked and throwing his jersey, purportedly bringing a girl up to his hotel room) and from that goal celebration in Korea, is a player in the making.

I know, and I can sense, that Macheda is slowly becoming the next Ronaldo, in terms of augmenting goal figures and slipping humility. He is becoming arrogant, and better in football. This will undoubtedly make him very famous and worshipped by chicks some day.

All I ask from you, Evan (is your name Evan can I call you Evan?), is that you delay Macheda's fame for a while, maybe a year, until he comes back to Malaysia again or I go over to see him, and after he deigns to sleep with me because he is still not that famous yet and cannot afford to be picky ... then you pump him up and make him super famous.

Right now he's probably not the most fastidious footballer around, but if he rises to Ronaldo's level of fame he just might. So please, let me at least stand a chance of shagging him first.

So put a hold on the goals and appearances and - what the heck am I saying?! Bring in more goals from Macheda for the next season please! Manchester United shall dominate AGAIN! Hell yeah we'll win the EPL IN YOUR DREAMS TORRES!!

And who am I kidding. Macheda's gonna score more goals, papers make him a hero, chicks are gonna love him more, then he's gonna score more vital goals, chicks are gonna throw their boobs at him, he gets more choices (bigger boobs too), and my already-puny chance becomes microscopic.

FINE.

Regards,
May Zhee