I met Phua Chu Kang!!! (Really updated now: The casting + more photos + my list)

Oh gee I wonder what today's post is going to be about haha.


Even if you don't like Phua Chu Kang (GASP!!!!!!) the photo is worth seeing la it's me completely without make-up (DOUBLE GASP). Omg wait don't judge these photos okay because the quality is super super bad! Taken by a phone camera at 2am! I'll give you another bad photo of me to judge so spare these from your traducing words please!


Me with Rosie! Again bad quality argh! *tears hair* But look I so thin!

I know you hear this about stars often but Gurmit Singh and Rosie were really both so nice and truly funny in real life!!! Gurmit Singh actually went back into the house and put on his costume just to take photos with us, even during his break time! Omg super nice or what!! And Rosie, though we were quite scared of her at first, was also damn funny and jokey! She came to us and said, "WHO FLIRTING WITH MY HUSBAND?!" Hahahahah how laidback right!

Wee Lim's photos with PCK and Rosie:




So cute!

They're filming in a place like four rows away from my house that's why we got to meet them! Omg if this was Jay I would totally skip school until he's done filming and bring soup for him everyday.

I went there twice, with two different group of friends. At first because there were more people it was quite frustrating. When Gurmit Singh deigned for pictures I had clearly asked for a photo first and he said yes but in the confusion of things, someone else stole him away. The second time was better because it was later in the night and the crew themselves let us in!! So nice right!

I would also like to proudly announce that I was almost knocked down by a car driven by Phua Chu Kang himself! And Rosie saved me by yelling "EH CAR!"

I know I sound so proud right haha.

But I'm really still so starstruck (this is actually someone that I've been watching since young! And I'm on his film set!) so just humor me la okay.

Okay can I just say again how kind Gurmit Singh was just now!! Wee Lim says he was so touched when we asked for photos and expected him to just start taking then and there, but then he said, "Okay I go change into my costume." and that was after he was done with his final scene! He was supposed to take a respite from his costume but he went back in and spent about three minutes putting on the hair and the boots! Makes me want to give him a thousand mandarin oranges seriously.

Also, the crew asked me and my friends to go for casting tomorrow!!!! And I'm seriously considering if I should! It's nothing special they practically asked everyone to go for the casting so it's probably minor roles (sweep floor, ring doorbell, clean toilet) but it's an excuse to visit the filming set again so I can't decide! I already caught a few seconds of one scene and it was good! Plus can go back and take nicer photos with a good camera! How should go or not!!!

Update: I went!!! And took more photos!!


Wooo handsome!


Harith Iskandar! So nice in real life too! I honestly hope they're all not just putting on a show for us. But heck who cares also can la.


See so much better with good quality!!!

And turns out the casting was for a role with dialogues and stuff!!! It wasn't just a sweep floor role! At first they handed my friend a paper with dialogues and we thought he was just talking to her so I didn't bother much but after that he told us it was for all of us and so I had to go in without even looking at my lines!! That part was traumatizing! I didn't care for the role but I didn't want to look like I am inept at memorizing lines ma! Hello A in Biology thank you very much!

Sigh I some more waited outside so patiently to be given a broom or something to practice my role! Turns out that freaking dialogue was mine!

I would much rather sweep the floor.

I can only pray that my friend gets it so I can visit the set when she does her role muahaha. It's for a Malay girl anyway and I don't look Malay (I think).

Oh and here's my Top Five Hottest Guy* In The World list:

1. Jay Chou
2. Brad Pitt
3. Won Bin
4. Christian Bale
5. Seung-Heon Song

*subject to changes

Haha, anyone wants to claim the prize though?

Becky Bloomwood is God.

Omg I so cannot wait for this movie!!!!!!!!!!! It's going to be the best movie ever!

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The other day I was talking to a friend and somehow we ended up joking and calling ourselves Korean celebs' names. He was Song Seung-heon (my latest Korean craze - fifth on my world's hottest guy list thank you very much) and somehow, SOMEHOW, I was "assigned" to be Lee Hyori. (Okay I know very thick-faced but hang on. It gets worse.)

We went along with it, you know, just for fun's sake. Or at least, I went along with it and we started to really refer to ourselves with their names. We would say like, oh Hyori is bored, what is Seung-Heon doing now. Then he would say Seung-Heon is doing Math etc etc. (Wtf Seung-Heon so nerdy.)

AND THEN I went on Youtube and searched for Lee Hyori and oh my God.



I compared myself ... to her?! Kill me la, just kill me please.

She is so insanely hot can!!! I mean, I knew Lee Hyori was hot, but I forgot just how hot she was. She's so hot it's inexplicable. It sort of makes me wanna cry.

OH OH OH as I write this, I've just made another discovery! Turns out that my latest Korean lover, acted with my LONG TIME LOVER Won Bin before!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're asking who Won Bin is, I suggest you go die. Seriously.

Who is Won Bin?


This is Won Bin.


This is Won Bin.


This is Won Bin.


This is Won Bin.


This ... is not Won Bin. This is a guy. Who is about to get fucked by a lot of girls because of his insane Korean hotness. No seriously why God why would you make someone so hot and not let me have him WHY WHY WHY T_T (I just realized in this case I am asking Becky Bloomwood that question hahaha look at my post title.)

Won Bin is number three on my world's hottest guy list! Might be number two even! Brad Pitt is too strong a competitor though! Teehee can you correctly guess my top five hottest guy list? Should be easy you already know three. If you've read my blog long enough you should know.

Those who have seen that list in my phone cannot guess!!!!! Winner gets to ... I don't know shag one of my Korean friends or something hahaha.

ARGH I WANT TO MURDER ALL THOSE PLAYING FIRE CRACKERS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.

KNNCCB they are playing right outside my house ok!!!!!!!! Don't they realize some people are not Chinese and do not celebrate the same celebration as them!!!!!!!!!!! KNNCCCCCCCCCCCB!!!!!!!!! *curses in Tamil*

Actually I'm just angry because I want to watch the Confessions of a Shopaholic trailer over and over again but I can't because the fireworks outside are TOO FUCKING LOUD.

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate CNY.

Orgasm.

Baby extremely happy because he bought his Lacoste sneakers.



Okay I meant for this post to be those cool silent picture posts but my big mouth just can't shut up. Buying shoes is officially my biggest shopping sin ever!!! I keep telling myself I don't need more shoes I don't need more shoes (do this thirty more times and you'll get to where I am) but once I see "Pig Skin Lining" or RM229 RM79.90 I just fall apart and buy them and if anyone told me I couldn't have them I would have been ready to throw cupboards at them.

And now I have a gazillion shoes. Why are girls like that seriously.

PS - On the "Pig Skin Lining" thing ... I can be so annoyed sometimes! Okay I get it the shoes have pig skin, but do you have to stick the label four times over my shoes?!?!?!?! I know it's a little loco to reprimand people for stating the shoe is non-halal, but whatever la.

Good luck to all the SAT-ers tomorrow!

Good luck to Debra (who doesn't read my blog anymore HMMPH), to Kuan Yu (who still reads my blog I think), to Ho Sang (who better read my blog stupid Korean) (okay that came out sounding quite pejorative no no I'm joking of course like, look, stupid Chinese stupid Indian see see it's a facetious joke) and to Iris (er who is this again HAHA I am kidding).

I realize I never really made my SAT marks public hor! Because at first I was quite ashamed, but who cares la here it is: 2070! My first time (and also the last. I don't believe in taking SAT twice), taken like a long long time ago, with two hours of sleep (HUGE DISADVANTAGE) but with nine prior SAT practices in the official blue book (very big advantage).

If you're saying oh wow that's good I say thank you. If you're saying haha bitch so low you think you're so smart I say fuck off but yeah I completely agree with you I think I could have done better too. If you're saying hmm ok not bad I say please la be opinionated a bit HAHAHA I'm kidding I'm kidding don't you just hate me. (Shit how come the word "opinion" looks like onion to me.)

So anyway good luck ok you guys especially HO! And Debra! And Kuan Yu and Iris! (Once you start naming one you just feel obligated to name them all man.)

PS - Sorry if I left out any of you taking SATs because I can't remember all - OH MY GOD AMANI! How could I have forgotten you!!!! Nah here's a big ass one to make up for it:

GOOD LUCK AMANI!

Extra big. Black some more! :D Good luck and may God be with you! (And by God I really mean SAT markers.)

PPS - Omg omg my ******* teacher is just so funny! I have so many brilliant quotes from him seriously and they're so funny! Because in TOK we played this game where we had to choose only six out of ten people to take into a shelter when the world is in atomic bomb war and one of them was a seventy-year-old priest. We, being ever the atheist, did not take in the priest and when we told our ******* teacher about that game, he went, "Personally I would have just kicked out the priest even before the selection process began. Save myself the trouble." Oh those asterisk marks is in case some anal sanctimonious bastard I mean school administrator chances upon my blog and labels my awesome ******* teacher the source of all evil or something.

PPPS - Oh yeah oh yeah I have this personality quiz thing to show you guys! I did it in TOK and it is damn true ... oh. I just remembered I can't show you guys yet because the other class has to do it first. Okay I'll wait until they've done it then! See, the things I do for you Mr Munro ...

"So fucking busy" is an understatement + Awesome inauguration!

I wake up at 5 everday, I leave my house at 6.15am and I come home at 6-7pm. Every. Fucking. Day. I have so many co-curricular activities in school, which would be fine, if I am not staying one fucking hour away (when no jam) from it. In total I spend 4 hours per day traveling, because I take the school bus and it has to pick up/drop off many students (like packages you know). So unless God makes everyone in my bus die of a famine tomorrow that's how long it'll have to take.

I already found an expedient home in Damansara, but because Wee Lim's leaving for Melbourne soon I can't move my fucking ass anywhere out of Klang for as long as it is humanly possible (6AM TO 6PM PEOPLE 6AM TO 6PM YOU WANT TO SEE A HUMAN'S LIMIT STRETCHED TO THE BREAKING POINT SEND A GIRL FROM KLANG TO SCHOOL IN MONT KIARA). Yes so that means the 6am to 6pm routine every single fucking day.

As of now, 11.36am, a time when I am supposed to be fast asleep (well not usually but oh I don't know if you have to wake up five hours from now and you only had three hours of sleep the night before I suppose it's a reasonable time), I have three advertorials due. If I don't then there'll be three very angry Nuffnang staff.

These deadlines have long gone, yet here I am still sitting in front of the computer screen.

The worst part is that I chose to do this, you know. I chose to accept all these advertorials. I have no one to blame but myself.

I am also supposed to be sending a biodata of myself to a newspaper journalist who is on a tight deadline and the photographer is coming over to my house on Friday for more photos. (We already met up last Saturday.) As of now I have 7 or 8 or 9 piles of school notes on my floor waiting to be arranged (after a while you just give up and die), my hair curler (NOT VIBRATOR) is next to a book which is next my earphones which is next to my Garnier Pure A scrub (-_-), my blankets don't match my bedsheet, my soft toys (WHICH YOU WILL NEVER SEE ON NATIONAL NEWSPAPER) are all over the place, my cupboard door is wide open, revealing hell in clothes format, I put my foot on the floor and it touches wires and more papers.

Needless to say cleaning my room is going to be the worst shit I have ever had to do in a while. (Cleaning a toxic waste dump would be preferable to cleaning my room.) And I have not even mentioned to you the pile of boxes in the corner of the room. (Why do I even keep these boxes I'm not an old woman.)

I have so much homework due, I have quizzes and tests, I have co-curricular activities ... but the truth is, they're not that bad. They're not the worst part of the school program. The worst part is when friends and family don't understand your circumstances. I constantly tell people I'm busy, but do they really know the extent? And do they believe me?

I did not update my blog for five, fucking, days last week for God's sake. I love my blog. I'll never do that to it, to you guys. And yet I did it. Do you see the direness of my situation now?

I am tired, I am drained, I am enervated, I am on the verge of a breakdown. I don't know how much of this I can take any longer. I can't be an IB student, a blogger, an author, a girlfriend and a daughter at the exact same time. Notice I've already stripped myself of being a "friend". My daughter title is about to go next. And the surprising thing is my parents, the two people I used to spend my whole life turning against, are the most supportive and understanding ones throughout this whole ordeal. It's the people whom I really expected to understand my quandaries ... they're the ones that disappoint.

You want to know worse things? I have not done my CNY shopping and I am probably going to miss Obama's inauguration at 1am later.

So yeah, this is my life right now. The worst part is (do a search to see how often I've used this word here) I'm in a stagnant part of my life right now. Truth be told, none of what I'm doing is going anywhere. It's not productive or progressive. I come home at 6, 7ish everyday and wonder what I did with my day. The next thing I knew it was time to sleep and everyone is pissed at me for something. For some promises I broke, for some deadlines I've missed, for some calls I didn't answer.

If you have similar horror stories about how fucked up your life is right now, please, do share them with me. Share them with me so I can feel better about myself.

PS - I WATCHED THE INAUGURATION!!!! His speech was so ... cliched if it was someone else, but perfectly done because it was him!! And omg Yo-Yo Ma was there too!! Who's Yo-yo Ma??? Hello!! Only the best cello player in the world! (No la actually I don't know who he is either I just know he's one of Jay's favorite musicians!)

PPS - Anyway I feel much better now after blogging it out. And after watching the inauguration. It was so inspirational he was like "we'll get through this winter of hardship" and omg although I could relate to it in no way (I guess I could still feel my crisis wasn't as huge as America's), I just felt happy again. :D

I am sick of people saying a hair curler looks like a vibrator

Hello?? Are you stupid?? A hair curler can get like super hot and if it burns it's so painful that you'll never love again. Would you put that into your vagina???

If I have to hear one more time that a hair curler looks like a vibrator, I'm going to get a giant car motor, shove it into you and we'll see who's the vibrator now.

OMG my pretty pink (and free) LG Ice-Cream phone is hereeeeeeee!!!!

Thanks to God, LG has given me one of their latest phones to review!!! And it's the baby pink LG Ice-Cream KF 350 omg omg omg omg x100!!!!! I am so fucking happy right now that if you slapped me I will smile at you! And then whip out my new phone and blind you with its nonpareil beauty!

I cannot remember the last time I have expressed such felicity over a gadget, seriously.


Welcome to the family, baby!

Teehee I won’t post anymore photos until the actual proper post ... if I can stand it la! It's so pretty it makes all your other girly phones look shitty! Er to me only I mean. *smirk*


Okay just one more photo!!

And LG's official one.

How did you get so pretty! :D :D :D :D

I will show you the cute mini ice-cream key chain that came with it though.



HAHAHAH Don't Eat.

Since I am in such a state of exaltation now, any bad comments on my LG Ice-cream will be deleted! I don't care if it cannot take 100 mega pixel photos or download songs or fly over the moon, it's still prettier than you!!! I love it so much I will not allow you rancorous assholes to hurt it so either say something good or nothing at all.

Dirty boys

[Some photos in this post had to be removed because the person in them did not want the photos to be shown on a public forum.]


Carl and Nick looking pretty and seraphic (with the light shining on them you know *cue church song*).


The one with the camera is the French teacher Mr Fourmond (I would like to buy a AMBURGER!!) and the one next to him is super smart Mr O Day. He has the qualification to teach practically every Humanity/Social subject. And not like the crappy kind of "qualification" that Malaysian teachers have ok, like it's said that if you can do well in his class you can get a 7 in IB. (No I did not spell IC wrongly. IB is like our equivalent of SPM, only a few million times tougher.)




That's Mr O Day in the middle again!

He can be quite stringent and rigorous though. His defining quote would go along the lines of "Think before you say something in class. If you say the wrong thing, we'll all laugh at you."

Oh ho trust me. If I were to compare his quotes to animals, the above is just a harmless little rabbit. (Unless they bite. Do rabbits bite? That's ridiculous why would they bite.)


And I suspect he believes in corporal punishment. If I knew what that meant. It sounds serious ma.


I took this photo because it was such a funny scene that day when Mr Roderick (the one on the left) (shit I mean right) was affectionately helping Mr O Day to wipe up his body.

Haha these are just some photos of my Malaysian Studies trip from fifty years ago. Next up, photos of me working with a hoe.

This is the self-shot post [Updated!]

I'm gonna be posting up all the self-shot photos that I never got to edit and upload! Note: these are from long ago, back when my face wasn't made of bits of discomfiture due to my non-existent home in MK/Damansara/somewhere/God help me. (And no, "somewhere" does not mean Penang.)


Me looking prim and proper with a prim and proper smile. :D


Me losing your respect HAHAHAHA.



Updating more later!! Watch this space! Hmmm or maybe I should just stop here ... *slap self* No! These photos have been clogging up my system (mental constipation) and I need to get them all out here once and for all! And I need to do it now! Mental constipation is FATAL *echoes fatal fatal fatal fatal ...*

***UPDATED***




Was actually trying to take a potential sidebar photo, which explains the book.

I think there are two more photos!! Wait ah!!

***UPDATED***

Okay one final alien-like photo.


Hey aliens have feelings too okay! Did you not watch Juno! (Okay there are no aliens in Juno but the baby sort of did look like one. So did Jennifer Garner.) (Actually no la this is just a chance for me to brag that I've finally watched Juno!! And like TWO years after it was officially released in US can you believe that!)

Ah!! I missed the movie License To Wed because of these photos! You better feel ashamed of yourself, mental constipation!! Grrr!

I will not update until I find a home/room/sofa in Mont Kiara/Damansara/somewhere near/please la God I'm not that picky

The thing is, I think I need a place nearer to school. I know the perfect person COUGH COUGH but I don't think cough cough would like that very much and I didn't dare to ask her also paiseh la. She stays so near though I can just walk to my school!! That'll be the best Christmas gift ever! Shut up I know Christmas is over CAN'T A GIRL DREAM.

Ahem. So. Yeah. *Homeless now.

*Not true

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I can go on but there is no need. The shame has been done.

He totally deserves it lor. Who ask you to play around with my camera?!

AND AGAIN.

So pretty right.

Next up is how I spent my previous week and Wee Lim’s money!

Tuesday: At Pavilion ...






You saw the shoes.

Wednesday: Cousin’s wedding in PJ and New Year’s Eve!







Why no more pretty poses :(



To be fair today we both got angpaos! Which I spent on my hair.

Thursday: The Curve! Mmmm Marche!





Please pray that a few more times and I'll get sick of it because it is damn expensive can.

Friday: Favorite mall KLCC that's why this one extra big






This is where I learned the meaning of happiness. Er for the second time yeah.

Saturday: Karaoke session, house

No photos available, unless a very kind-hearted, altruistic and benign cousin decides to send them to me regardless of how humiliating and ugly they are. *imploring puppy eyes*

Sunday: Rest day.

No photos available. No unless. No buts. No excepts. Because I said so.

And some old photos that I’ve always endeavored to post but failed for various reasons (I found another boyfriend, etc etc – JOKING).


Christmas’ Eve at Wee Lim's place.


Please ignore this stupid shot by Sheng Giap.




You and your stupid shots!! *shakes fist*




U Zhing’s birthday! Somehow the birthday girl didn’t end up in any of my photos and Chuan Huat ended up in ten.

Okay too many photos already continue in another post ok!