Today was a happy day!!!!

Omg omg omg where do I begin!!

Okay see if you can figure out the crypted message in between because I. cannot. blog. it. out. so here.





Okay er not the best picture but get it? Get it?

Ah screw this Mr Munro if you're reading this, you have mad guitar skills!!!! And me (AND ONNELLA AND LIYANA AND SHEREEN AND LINNEA AND CARL AND DEBRA AND AMANI so not just me of course) thinks that if you play the guitar and sing all the girls will fall in love with you!!! I am kidding!!!!!!!!

Shall I start writing in pinyin again hahahaha.

Ahhh today was a good day! It started out with English and I had the most fun ever discussing with Mr Craig about how the events in One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich are archetypal experiences to our lives! And we had a lovely guest in class too! Ah he must be fascinated by how similar a Gulag (Russian prison camp) can be to any society today, workplace, school, etc ... I love suggestive analogies.

Then came break and you know what happened during break AHEM.

Then came Business class and it was the best class ever! Marketing = heaps of fun! We cracked so many funny jokes about brands and companies ... if I were to tell them here it'll be totally not funny. Okay like this one. My teacher Ms Burns told me about how French people ransacked a McDonalds before in their country and when she asked why, I said it's because the French hate Americans. And then I asked, "But ... don't the French people sell fries?"
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Ms Burns LOLed!

I love making people happy. A lot of people tend to forget this because I'm so bitchy and stuff but really, I love entertaining people! It's my expertise!

And then I had Study Hall which I used to go to McD with Shereen, GZ and KY and did no work whatsoever as planned. I swear McDonald's RM5.95 lunch meal is the best marketing tactic ever. They reduce their profit margin but gosh the amount that they are getting in return far covers the difference!

And then I had TOK, and directly after that I had Forensics Debate Club thing and stayed on in the same class to help Onnella and Liyana with their TOK presentation until 5pm. Mr M is the teacher advisor for the Forensics Debate Club. We were using his class.

Cough.

Cough.

COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH.

Ming bai ma? Zhi dao wei she me jing tian wo na me kai xing le ma??

Good.

Anyway toodles I got interview questions to answer!!!

Katekira’s family is threatening to sue me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Kenny recommended me Anwar’s laywer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Just thought I’d share with you my Facebook status.

Hello The Star are you seeing this!! At least Nation news page 6 lor!! Like, the most I’ve had before was second page, and that was just a photo of me as a preview of what’s to come for StarTwo! :(


SEE. At least page 6 now OH COME ON. Put me next to some cow picture also I don't mind!

And omg I’m sorry but this is so exciting!!!! I've never been threatened with a lawsuit before! My life is officially more interesting than like 1000 of you!!

(Btw is there some writer club for all writers that have been threatened with a lawsuit that I can join? I am actually serious.)

Anyway! Yeah Kenny suggested Anwar’s lawyer wtf wtf wtf but I might actually consider! I was also thinking of seeking help from Anwar himself (DON’T LAUGH) I mean not as a politician or man in power and all that la, because like as the father of people I know. He is afterall the epitome of someone standing up against a regime, so who better to ask advise from right?!

(I am half-kidding they can't possibly be serious with the lawsuit it is just plain silly.) (No la actually I'm just saying this so that I won't sound too excited teehee trying to temper it you know.)

But you know what Kate’s family actually gave me a very good idea! Like, I know I want to stand up for myself, but I guess I am doing it the wrong way by merely posting a mild blog entry on the internet. If there’s anything Kate has taught me, it’s that, using mere words to defend yourself … is not enough. You must refer to the law in any case and attack the person’s wallet, reputation and dignity. All done in the face of the authority, public and law. A mild blog post is not the right way to defend myself. I understand now.

So maybe what I should have done, right from the start, was to sue her? I don’t know.

I mean, that’s the suggestion I am deriving from all this. To sue people whenever they offend me, no matter how trivial the situation is! Just sue! Makes perfect sense now.

But, really, supporting your daughter when she was the one who attacked me first (hence is every bit liable to a lawsuit from me as well)? Reflects a lot on you. :) Must have taken you a lot of guts to stand up for your daughter who is also clearly in the wrong here, and I super admire ...your guts.

My dad, well, he’s playing the fair card, you know. He thinks that what I’ve done was wrong, and that if in the future if this happens again I should … report to the police wtf hahahahahaha fathers. -_-

My mother just thinks I shouldn’t have pissed off Datuks and Datins. “People got pangkat one ok! Why you want to quarrel with BTC people!” was what she said. Haha my mom so cute.

I cannot be happier at my parents' response to all this. If they were to stand by what I did, despite thinking that I'm wrong, I would be disappointed. Sure they may be unhappy and they're not supportive of me, but why should they be if they don't believe their daughter is right? No one, I repeat, no one should support their children blindly. That has always been my dad's principle and he sticks to it (ooh wonder where I got that from). I am a really wild thing, and I depend on my parents to be the reasoning voice, to keep me in check and even if most of the time it doesn't work, I'm glad to know that I was brought up by sensible parents, and that I'm not as much of a screw-up as I believe I am hahaha.

Oh, ON A TOTALLY UNRELATED TOPIC, I’ve been getting these very hurtful, false comments from Jade, Kate’s sister, and like 50% of them are based on her own (very untrue. I have proof) assumptions. Gee! I wonder what I should do in a situation like this ... I mean obviously rebuking her in a harsh post is WRONG, we have established that, but I still want to stand up for myself ... what should I do … what should I do ...

These are her comments by the way, just look for yourself the number of untrue things mentioned:

may zhee, just putting it out there, you're brave enough to say all this shit about my sister in a VERY public forum but i highly doubt you would dare say this to my face to to anyone else who knows and respects kate. you are a public figure and public figures are open to hate bloggers and you are honestly, in my opinion well-deserving of some of her criticism. i admit that some of the things she says are quite harsh, but i know for a fact that in person you are a soft-spoken and would not confront anyone this brazenly.(spotted false info number one) i've seen you on television and you seem to have the personality of a walnut. go on about your great vocabulary (you don't use the words in proper context anyways) but i know for a fact that none of the schools you applied to accepted you. (spotted false info number two. You get the idea I won't highlight anymore) maybe they read your blog and decided you are a self-absorbed, naive little girl who talks too much about sex but really has never given a blowjob in her life. delete this post if you want but that way will only serve to consolidate what i already think about you: that you really are a coward. say this to my face and you'll be saying something different.
Posted by Jade | Sun Apr 26, 09:12:00 AM

dear anon, look.
i'm sure may zhee is smart playing upto her various strengths ie hiding behind her blog.
kate started it and it was wrong but to bring up the lack of father and call her mentally unstable is called bullying. i'm not the strongest writer, as may zhee pointed out my grammar mistakes, but her argument is so convoluted that there is no real substance. she's not good at writing, she's good at bull shitting. also how much free time does one have to scrutinize everything with a grammatical eye? don't forget may zhee uses words she learnt from the SAT book of big words and doesnt fully comprehend what they mean. (WOW! Assuming that I learned my big words from my SAT book?? I have solid proof that is not true, Jade, so careful hor, my parents might sue you for spreading ANOTHER false info of me! What do you call this? Slander? Defamation? Libel? Oh if only I had some SAT book to help me now.)

anon if you know me, and you know kate, you know the things may zhee said was unfair, she twists what was said and has really crossed a line.
i hate to go back to the public forum line, but may zhee makes herself a public figure, thus opening herself up to public opinion. was kate really the only flamer? why pick on her cos she's an easy target and 'mentally unstable'. also, everything that kate said was based on what may zhee wrote on her blog, kate didn't dig up may zhee personal files and writing a derogatory blog about her.

also, may zhee is not everyone's cup of tea and some people are very vocal about their opinions.
i'm not a confrontational person as well, but i will stand up for what i believe in and i believe that may zhee has gone too far. if she's as brave as she appears to be online, you know *snickering* etc, i think she should at least have the balls to do this in person. play it to your strengths and stuff but when you cross a line because you think you can hide behind a pink blog, when push comes to shove, i think you believe so strongly in the cyberworld, you should back this up in person. but you can't because you are one of those weak people, who hide behind bigger people and expect them to do your dirty work for you.
i've seem you on tv and you do seem like a soft-spoken virgin. sorry if i thought your overuse of sex was vulgar. you just look like someone who has never seen a penis in their life and that is my opinion of you. your sex life is probably that boring if you have to be so overly sexual online. it's like small man syndrome.
if you think fact is based on the opinion of few in your school you think wrong. my facts are right because i know from a reliable source you did get rejected by your unis. you do realise what you say is slander.
anon, yes i do think may zhee and i should talk in person, but if you're there she is just going to hide behind you.
Posted by Jade | Sun Apr 26, 03:04:00 PM

I am very hurt so far. Does this count as harassment?

dude, a monkey could be a self-published author.
her book is a reflection of her personality: annoying. it must be hard having a conversation with May Zhee when she uses those big words without knowing what they mean. i'm glad you're standing up for your friend, i'm standing up for my sister. you should know how it feels but you don't see me going around calling her a slut. in fact i said she was positively virginal.
Posted by Jade | Sun Apr 26, 03:23:00 PM

to all the anons, there are so many of you:

firstly, for kate to go up to may zhee in school is a bit stupid cos may zhee could be a different person in person. i'm not condoning what kate did, i am saying may zhee has gone too far.

also,reina a thousand people have said bad stuff and i'm not interested in them because they haven't taken the time to dig up photos on facebook and spread rumours about her. kate voiced her opinions about may zhee, she didn't look for photos of her, posted them and call her a slut.

and to the idiot who said my sister is screwed up, unless you have won the nobel peace prize, i don't think you're in any position to judge how screwed up someone is.
yes i am defending MY OWN SISTER the same as i would defend anyone i love when their mental stability is being fucking challenged. why am i a hypocrite again?

ps, may zhee don't add me as a friend on facebook. i only add people i like.
Posted by Anonymous | Sun Apr 26, 03:15:00 PM

I don’t know about harassing, but I’m pretty sure spreading untrue things about people on the internet is confirmed to be a more serious (and more concrete) offense than harassment! Oh what should I do hmm ...

I’m not done! I’ve also compiled all of the comments Kate/Kira has posted on my blog before, things she herself made available to public … and I’ve been trying to give her mom a copy of these but she just wouldn’t meet up with me! Hello Mrs Goh did you receive my SMS??? Sigh.

Anyway since she wouldn’t meet up, and I bet she reads my blog because she is threatening to sue me based on this after all, so I’ll put it up here.

COMPILATION OF KATE GOH'S COMMENTS ON WWW.MAYZHEE.BLOGSPOT.COM FROM APRIL 2008 TO AUGUST 2008

Read the one where she gave explicit instructions to a blog reader of mine, MeL, to go hang himself.

(Note: Oh God please do not give me shit for that thing I swear it's just to put all her comments in one place for my legal purposes, if you would call it. Please, I have not publicly posted my own opinions about Kate Goh since last Saturday. Everything stated in this blog post are just things about my own life and daily musings. I have already stopped, that blog post was a one-time thing and I do not intend to follow up on it thank you.)

ONE MORE THING! I realize today that I cannot freaking count!!!!!!! I’ve printed out that compilation of her comments (13 pages long, mind you) and given some copies to people and everytime I explained to them what the compilation was about, or even when I attempt to explain to them how long she’s been stalking me on my blog, I would go,

“Oh this is the compilation of Kate’s insulting comments towards me on my blog for three months.”

THREE MONTHS. THREE MONTHS. I SAID THREE MONTHS.

April 2008 to August 2008 … I said three months.

DOY! STUPID MAY ZHEE STUPID STUPID STUPID!!! *smack head* Five months and three months very big difference ok!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway that’s the story of my very unfortunate Math skills. Totally unrelated to Katekira.

Also totally unrelated to Katekira .......... I just randomly felt like talking about it ........ do you guys know I have a history of depression! Indeed I do! I've even been to the doctor so I have an official record of it. I don't know just mentioning it to see if anyone will give me an advantage because apparently being mentally handicapped (I'm talking about myself of course) will give me all sorts of privileges like skipping school for 4 months but still be considered as a student/employee at work/college/uni/school, etc, that sort of thing. But just to let you guys know la, I got history of depression also one. Twice in fact. So discount my blame, okay?

All that aside, life’s been surprisingly great for me! Threatened with school disciplinary actions by the way, but I am too excited by what's going on to care now. When it really hits me then maybe the crying will settle in.

But as of now, like a couple of good things have happened to me just today!!

1) A magazine wants me for their celebrity feature page! Right Chester!!! :) He said that "my status as a young, witty and published author of 2 brilliant books will be an inspirational story for all students". Good! I want to teach them all a lesson on standing up for themselves, sticking to their principles and who they are, and not letting something like a school system take away their voice or beat their character out of them. I want to teach them the values of honesty and courage, and not just the whole modesty and being nice to everyone bullshit that schools been teaching them to. If a dictator one day comes and takes over Malaysia, taking away your rights to be a human being, are you going to respond by being nice and civil to him???? NO, you fucking stand up for yourself and fight for your rights, that's what you do. And I can assure you when a dictator takes away Malaysia his name is going to be GUAN ZHEN TAN.

2) Invited to Dr Mahatir's Selected Letters to World Leader book launch! Doubt Dr Mahatir himself will be there but still it'll be interesting maybe can meet some author friends that I have not seen in a long long time. EDIT: HE WILL BE THERE!!! :)

(Btw I just got off the phone with a friend, and he tells me it is highly unlikely that they'll pursue the lawsuit because usually individuals will not sue for such trivial, personal reasons because lawsuits are expensive, and a big move, which is what I believe too. But then again they're quite rich, possibly powerful, so who knows. But Timothy stressed that normally individuals wouldn't be so quick to file lawsuits for no reason. Well if they do go ahead and pursue it, just shows that they are the total opposite of what he thinks.)

(Portion above had to be edited in some parts, just in case some b*tches go crazy and decides to sue everyone in this post.)

3) A lot of people, more than ever, have been expressing well wishes and support for me. I swear this part almost drove me to tears. The most unexpected people in my life, random strangers, my friends, family ... have all been nothing but supportive. People would randomly come and give me hugs, calling me their "idol", saying they have newfound respect for me, saying I am the coolest person ever ... haha. It's the proudest moment of my life, and I doubt even winning an award could replace such a feeling. I have never felt so loved. *sniff*

4) I've talked to some of my teachers about this and they have been nothing but understanding. :) I cannot express the amount of gratitude I have for their open-mindedness and support. I am so glad that they finally see this side of me. I thought like oh shit the school is coming to an end and my teachers have not seen my other layers yet. Well now they have. And at first I thought they would treat me weirdly or differently, but they've just been so cool and normal about it. God I'm going to cry now ...

5) My teachers are really such awesome people!! So is Mr Alex my school counselor he is awesome!!!! (Sigh is the school going to tell me that there'll be implications to praising the school staff in public SIGH)

6) I had interesting conversations with Mr M today and it always brightens my day when we have interesting conversations!!!! One was about how intriguing it is that China is communist in politics but very capitalist in economics, and we went on to a whole conversation about "real" capitalism and how America has like 4000 colleges versus the world which has like 7700 colleges I can go on forever talking with him it really makes my day! Er que ta jing tian te bie shuai hahahaha!!

7) I got orders for my books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two weeks ago but still.

8) Haiyo Daddy are can you please help me get my PNA.42 form from CCM!

9) I am EXCITED for the award show this Sunday!!!!!!!!!

10) (updated) I have so much more respect for my parents after this incident. My dad, for being fair and sensible about this issue. My mom, for her more caring approach and agreeing that the school should not interfere in such personal business. I am glad that I am being brought up by these two people ... I shudder to think of the alternatives.

Have a good day everyone honestly if I can be threatened by a lawsuit, threatened by disciplinary actions, and threatened to have everything good about school life taken away from me, and still have a good day (wo de shuai lao shi bang le wo hen duo hahahah), I don't see why you cannot, OKAY?!

Promise me to SMILE! :D

PS - Does anyone know where I can get hold of William Powell? His e-mail perhaps? He was the principal of ISKL from 2001 to 2006! He is my IDOL!

PPS - Wait a second. I just realized something, and I don't get it. If the school is taking disciplinary action on me for harrassing another student ................................... what about disciplinary action on that fellow student for harrassing me?! Walau :( You mean only I will be punished in this? Very unfair lor ... c'est ma vie bullshit la. If I'm going to stand up for myself for this right I'm just going to be shot down again. Knnccb.

PPPS - Writing in pinyin is damn addictive. So here I am again! Jing tian Brooke he wo qu che suo de shi hou kan dao "ta" jiu ting zhu geng ta jiang hua ... wah zhen de hen "tao yan" ta yi zhi tease wo wtf cannot write Chinese properly ok whatever let's continue ta yi zhi zuo nong wo shuo wo de blog de shi ...... ok let's just stop here.

A called-for apology to my blog readers and the general public

Today, I have been "recommended" to remove my blog post regarding Kate Goh. I have been confirmed of the consequences of that blog post, which I have known before posting it, of course, which includes having my reputation tarnished, colleges not accepting me, awards and scholarships taken away, Honor Societies enrollment becoming a distant possibility, my books and success in life not associated with the school, my teachers not giving me good recommendation ... many more.

I have also said no.

That's because I believe in this situation values of courage, honesty and standing up for myself/being who I am far outweigh values such as ... being nice to someone who doesn't deserve it.

I promise you, readers, that under no circumstances will I remove the blog post, unless it is found to be defamatory or against the law. Even then ... you know I'll stick to what I say. In some way. :)

Don't worry for me, you guys, for I cannot be happier/more excited than I am right now! This is an opportunity to put what I am all about to the test. Standing up for what I believe in. For those who have said I am only capable of being loud and outspoken on my blog, that I am hiding behind an online persona and that I am a totally different person in real life, this is my chance to prove you wrong.

I am not backing down.

A lot of the things I want are at stake here. Awards, scholarships, Honor society enrollment, colleges ... but I can safely say I am willing to give up all that, just to defend my beliefs at this moment.

Anyway, all my successes so far have been built by my own hands. Publishing a book, setting up my own publishing business, being employed as PR Directors for big companies ... they have all been my own effort. No school has helped me acquire all that. Consequently no school can take that away from me.

And should my school consider expelling me, I will still not budge an inch. It is better that way, anyway. I do not wish to be associated with a school that cannot accept me for who I am.

I am not an author who will pretend to be who I'm not just to attempt to please everyone. I am the author, whose books will be censored and censured by schools and governments, because they have clashing views with mine but I still chose to voice them out anyway. And I am glad to be known as that kind of author. I want to be known as that kind of author.

I refuse to let my voice be taken away from me.

You all know that getting accepted into Harvard has been my life's ultimate dream. But if Harvard is going to look at this one blog post of mine, and then denounce my entire personality for this one thing, refusing to look at it from other angles, refusing to give me a second chance, and subsequently rejecting me based on that reason ... then Harvard is no longer the school I want to go to.

Damn. This drama better sell more books for me.

What the fuck is this

WHY ARE COWS TAKING OVER MY NEIGHBORHOOD?????????



Look at this.


JUST LOOK.


What is this???


Haiya Sheng Giap your car window very dirty!


Walking so nicely some more.



Where the heck did all of you come from????????! Stop eating our grass!

Can you believe I actually took the trouble to go take photos of them hahaha.

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Summer Resolutions aka Plans For Summer aka No I'm not going anywhere fun during summer I have commitments to fulfill aka Summer Plans:

1. Get the paperwork for my new publishing business, Peer Publishing, done by end of May at least, and get down to work by the time summer rolls around. (HAHA did this shock you I hope it did! It's my next project: a small publishing business aimed at helping teenagers become published writers) I've already gotten in touch with people who have written in to me before for help, anyone else interested can e-mail me, hopefully all goes well!

2. Work on my Extended Essay. I'm doing a research paper on my favorite book of all time, Lolita. :D Excited!

3. Finish reading a Spanish book and hopefully watch some Spanish movies.

4. ARGH this is the hardest catalog all my Math homework. If I ever did any. Well my aim this summer is to revise my abysmal Maths!!! Or else when the IB exam rolls around I'll be one dead IB candidate so it's better to start working on stuff halfway!

5. Read up on history, WW1, Russia and international relations. Same reason as above.

6. Visit WL in Aussie. Hopefully.

7. Write another book?! I don't know. People have been pestering me to! Errol says I should write about how the clouds have cameras in them and follow you around. We'll see about this.

8. LEARN DRIVING FOR GOD'S SAKE I AM LIKE WHAT TWO YEARS LATE IF I WAIT SOME MORE MY GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE ABLE TO DRIVE BEFORE I CAN.

9. Oh God I gotta get started on each and every one of my IAs (Internal Assessment) for History. And Business. And Biology. Please don't let there be another one ... HOLY SHIT MATH.

10. I've been getting requests to be their some events' PR directors ... but I'm worried I won't have enough time to cram that into my schedule. But I really do enjoy PR-ing and I haven't done it in a while ... but then again I don't think I'll have time with the publishing business on the way ... ARGH.

11. It's going to be such a busy summer T_T But it's going to be productive and I'm helping people, so at least it'll be a great one :)

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Are you ready to see ....... Colored Contacts Number Five!!!!


Aqua blue!! Okay I know they look very unappealing here because no make-up and bad lighting, but you get the idea!

A lot of people have established that I look nicer in Unnatural Brown and Gorgeous Grey! I hate Unnatural Brown it's scary! Grey one well ... Freshlook contacts are too small for my eyes!! I'm loving Aqua Blue at the moment it is freaking all my teachers out hahaha! They're like, but, you're Asian ... and you have blue eyes ... Mr M teases me so much about it he said it's so easy to "take me apart" and suggests green for next month haha! (I FORGOT MY SCHOOL HAS CHINESE TEACHERS GODDAMNIT.)

Oh, and btw, I LOVE MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!! I was talking to him about my business venture and I told him I was going to make a loan outside again like I did when I published my first book and he told me he would give me the financial support I need as long as I knew what I was doing ... I am still not going to take his money though. Because I know that if I do I might go easy on myself, with the thinking that oh it's my money after all so what's the point etc etc, which is precisely the mindset I'm trying to avoid. At least if I borrowed money outside, no matter the risk, I'll be more motivated to work. But really, my dad's the best and helps that he paid for my new shoe rack hahaha!!

In many ways I'm really lucky because though he won't be funding me, at least I know I have someone willing to back me up if something goes wrong. And that gives me the security to go on with my work, you know.

AH I LOVE YOU DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)


PS - I was on Facebook when I saw this link for top girl kisses and I clicked it, only to stumble upon this website that listed the top ten lesbian kisses in movies and HOLY MOTHER ...



This was number one. Don't watch it, you guys. DON'T WATCH IT. I swear, don't say I didn't warn you.

PPS - I have a Math quiz tomorrow. And I'm searching movie lesbian kisses. God help me.

You just got exposed, bitch - For all the victims of Katekira!!!

The story starts with a (self-proclaimed) mighty awesome author, with a mighty awesome pink blog (also self-proclaimed, but confirmed by many) ... me.

Of course, as an MAAWMAPB (Mighty Awesome Author With Mighty Awesome Pink Blog), I was often subjected to detractors and their unbased insults, but I've always taken it in my stride, secretly welcoming it even, because well, why shouldn't people hate me? I'm pretty, confident, smart, successful, achieved my dreams, I have a great life ... there's no reason for people not to hate me.

"If everyone likes you, it just means you're mediocre."
"A person's worth is judged by his enemy's stature."
"You don't get to the top without making a few enemies."
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds."

Okay enough with the quotes I am not some quote source page.

Plus, there is more effort, energy and attention involved in hating someone than liking them anyway. :D The best part is when you see someone so obsessed with hating you that you have become what their life is about.

And I have had my fair share of disparagers. More than that, in fact. If a "fair share" was a furry mammal creature, mine would be a freaking grizzly bear. (No seriously have you seen grizzly bears before? They're huge.)

So yeah critics have been around my blog for quite some time now.

And now ... enter blog reader, Kira.

Around one year and more ago, way WAY before I even knew about the existence of a Mont Kiara International school, this person under the pseudonym of Kira has been avidly commenting on my blog. "Avidly commenting", being substitute words for INSULTING ME AGAIN AND AGAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING FROM MY LOOKS TO MY ENGLISH TO MY CLOTHES.

The thing is, she doesn't only put me down, she'll pump herself up at the same time! She'll say that I'm ugly ... and then say she's the prettiest person in the world! She actually did say that. Wait till I show you her photo later you're going to die laughing.

Because it is way too hard to even begin to tell you everything about her, I present you now with the Chronicles of Kira.

1. She starts out as just another banal, mediocre blog reader of mine. The following is her first comment. Pay close attention to the words in bold because they become very crucial to my revelation later.

"dear mayzhee,
sorry i have never read your books so i wont really be able to sufficiently comment on how bad they may be but honey, YOUR ATTITUDE STINKS! as a blogger, you have a responsibility to the public. don't come over all "this blog is for me so i can write whatever the hell i like on it" because if this was a personal blog, it would be a diary. once you post entries available to the public, expect backlash. people are entitled to their own opinions.
if you are so goddamn smart, why are you writing chic lit? all chic lit is exactly the same. you want to read a real book by a modern writer? i suggest you try reading chuck palahniuk and then tell me that your books aren't total bullshit.

as for the people sticking up for you, exactly who are you people? what proof is there that mayzhee is not in fact ALL OF YOU. (oh she should know, wouldn't she? Because she herself posted a lot of insulting comments under DIFFERENT names to make it seem like I have more haters) no offense mayzhee but the negative comments far outweigh the positive therefore might i insinuate that perhaps you are using fake accounts to stand up for yourself.

eliza, while it is a bit harsh of you to say that mayzhee sucks, i do agree that self-publishing a book is hardly the same as getting your book published. (Eliza obviously her)
as for being on the best-seller list? being a best-seller simply means that your book sells more copies than other books. ...

um, that doesn't mean the books are good. all it means is that mayzhee has a lot of friends (highly doubtful) (AHAHAHAHHAAH OMG I BEG YOU ALL TO PLEASE REMEMBER THIS FRIENDS PART! You will find out something later!) or a lot of money to throw around on rubbish.

i am not jealous of mayzhee, no offense, but why would i be? she isn't prettier, smarter or more accomplished than i am. she doesn't write any better than i am capable of. as far as i can tell, her only special talents include pissing people off (read on to know who's REALLY the one with the talent of pissing people off) and having a less than mediocre fashion sense.

please refrain from being such a piece of ass on your blog mayzhee. i hope you realize that half the people who frequent it are only reading it so they can laugh at you."

2. Next up, her attack on my looks OMG I cannot contain my excitement to expose her!!!

"dear mayzhee,
just a friendly tip. you have what is known as a long oval shaped face. the distance between your eyes and nose is vastly separated by your very generous nose. in short, you have an extremely long nose. i suggest that instead of taking photos from an upward angle where the length of your nose is exaggerated, you stick to more full-frontal photos which won't make you look like a horse.
also, your false eyelashes don't really sit right on your eyelids. i suggest consulting a professional on how to correctly apply them.

since you are still young, you should forget about foundation and just make do with what you've got. foundation while seeming like a lifesaver will only clog your pores and ruin your skin.
the photos which you upload on your blog are hardly flattering and i suggest a more thorough vetting of the pictures which put a face to your blog."

Wait for it guys. Just wait for it.

Btw my reply back to her then was along the lines of, "HEY! Why do I only look like a horse when I take full-frontal shots!!! This is unfair! I love horses they are so beautiful I want to look like them all the time!"

3. After she realized that her insults weren't working on me, that my life was still beautiful and great (I even won an author award along the way) and I wasn't shutting down my blog because of her denigrative comments, she turned her attention to other people.

What people?

Random blog readers of mine, just total strangers on the world wide web whose existence she didn''t even know of, until she saw them commenting on my blog.

YOU TELL ME LA IS SHE CRAZY OR NOT?!?!

She then hurls her insults at the huge number of them, attacking each comment individually and at one point even going onto another person's blog, a total stranger's blog (A BLOG BELONGING TO SOMEONE SHE DOES NOT KNOW AT ALL) and insulting her obsessively there.

I swear. She would post about 50 comments in one blog post insulting/replying to every single person. Oh ... kay. Not crazy at all.

The worst thing was, like a true retard, she would pick fights over the smallest, tiniest matter. She will fight over EVERYTHING that can be fought over, about people using words like "munnie" and "y'all", the education system, about Johnson Suisse bathroom tiles -_- I swear she was THAT much of a retard.

All my blog readers at that time were super pissed off at her, it was to that point where I just wanted to congratulate her for being able to make SO MANY PEOPLE SHE DIDN'T PERSONALLY KNOW so pissed off at her in one blog post. Everyone was literally yelling, KIRA PLEASE FUCK OFF AND GO AWAY, and that just made her sprout even more insulting comments at the total strangers that had just asked her to fuck off.

I really don't know whether to laugh or cry at her. Seriously.

4. Oh this is just to point out her SHEER STUPIDITY, if it isn't obvious enough. In one post, I was blogging with FULL SARCASM about the contestants of the reality show, Malaysian Dreamgirl, defending each one of them against criticisms, by using sarcasm. An excerpt of my blog post was like this.

Me being sarcastic and defending the MDG contestants:

"I TOTALLY HATE RINGO! She doesn’t deserve to be on MDG! Why? Because she is smelly!

It is also quite obvious that Ringo is only called back because the producers want to promote the show efficaciously! Yes that must be it! It can’t be because she actually has potential to be a Malaysian Dreamgirl as I am too blinded by how much I hate the fact that she has promising voters!" (The producers must have cut out the scene where Kenny ran from the room screaming, ‘Tolong tolong!’ before ramming into a nearby pillar and then getting up to continue his run.)"

And she commented a whole long-ass comment about how I was "being a hypocrite because whenever people insult me I put them down as jealousy and now my blog post insulting the MDG contestants are full of jealousy as well therefore everyone now has full permission to insult me".

Let us all take a second to HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

Like how fucking stupid can you be?????

There is only one explanation for this. She was so heavily blinded by her intense hatred towards me that once she saw my blog post and sensed that I was insulting other people hence opening a window for her insult me further, she just jumped at it. Without reading the blog post clearly even. Dumb bitch.

5. After a while, she made a wrong wrong move ...by becoming nicer to me.

She started being nice to me in comments, defending me sometimes, "admitting" she does like my blog, praising me, even contradicting all her insults in the past. That just made my readers even more pissed off that she was so two-faced.

I really couldn't care less about her, she was just like another (SMELLY) fish in the sea of comments for me, so I was neutral/nice to her too. Even when she was mean to me, I was nice to her. I never insulted her back or reprimanded her. There was, however, one or two times that the straw really broke and I said this ...

My very FIRST rebuking comment towards Kira, after putting up with her many many deprecating comments to me:

"You know what Kira? I tried to hold my tongue but I cannot take it any longer.

SHUT UP. Okay? SHUT THE FUCK UP. (I’ve deleted another batch of her long-winding comments here but I’m certain she will post again. Fuckers like her don’t give up.)

I receive ten insulting remarks a day but I swear you are the worst of them all.

You keep going on and on about how you’re smarter than me and how you write better books than me yaddi yaddi ya YES WE ALL GET IT. I GET IT. YOU GET IT. GOD GETS IT. THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD GETS IT.

If you really are as good as you claim you are, then why stay on here and comment the same long-winding comment in every single post in MY BLOG? Why not go to your extremely genius-like blog where you post your extremely genius-like musings or go to your extremely genius-like friends and complain about me there?

Or Mensa? Why not go to Mensa and complain about how you think I’m ugly and write horrible books and have my ass in my head or whatever? While you’re on it feel free to ask them to revoke my membership as well then. My number is M/6650.

Because to me, you are nobody. You may be today’s Albert Einstein but to me you are nofuckingbody. Got it? All the world can see of you is your puny insignificant comment in LIM MAY ZHEE’S BLOG.

Just take a second and think. You come to my blog and tell everyone IN MY COMMENT BOX how smart and accomplished and pretty you are. Can you see how fucking stupid your comment looks now?"

Whoa am I awesome or what!!!!!! So proud of myself. *wipes away tears of joy*

But even after that, when she was nice, I was nice to her. Civil. Polite. And let's not forget she was the one who started all this. (This is another crucial point to the whole story.)

6. Omg there are just too many things about her that one lifetime cannot suffice to mention it all! I shall skip to the twist in the story MUAHAHA.

When I enrolled into Mont Kiara International School.

I was visiting the school before my official starting day, and when I came back I saw this comment on my blog.

"dear mayzhee,
remember me darling? you weren't very nice to me sweetheart. in fact, sometimes you were downright rude. too bad for you, but what goes around comes around. i saw you at my school yesterday. and sweetie, you really shouldn't mess with people who could eat you for breakfast.
xx
kira"

Yes, that's right. Kira was studying in Mont Kiara International School, the school I was going to enroll in. The person who started insulting me under a pseudonym now knows that this MAAWMAPB (Mighty Awesome Author With Mighty Awesome Pink Blog) is coming to her school. If you think this is the exciting part, you have no idea what's coming for you yet.

Ever since that comment, ever since I enrolled, she stopped commenting entirely.

Okay so up to this point, if you've bothered reading, basically we've established that Kira's greatest talents include:
1. Putting me down compared to her great Godly self
2. Pissing off ALL MY BLOG READERS AKA TOTAL STRANGERS TO HER AND INCITING ANGRY REMARKS ABOUT HER FROM 80% OF THE READER POPULATION HERE actually I think this should have been number one
3. Being two-faced
4. Thinking she's so holier-than-thou and pretty and a better writer to boot!
5. Studies in MKIS. (Heh heh heh. At least back then.)

When I first enrolled, I tried to find out who she was, but to no avail. All I had of her was this photo:



I asked everyone, showed them this photo, told them the full story of this bitch, watched them cringe and wince at her ... but still no one knew who she was. That's strange. I mean, the way she talked and all, you would think she was like the most popular girl in school or something ... right?

And today, just a mere few hours ago, I found out who she was. I've heard about her before from my friends a long time ago, about this messed up chick in tenth grade, and yesterday we were talking about suicidal girls ... and her name just popped up.


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Everyone, presenting Kate Lynn Goh aka Kira.


Aka the person who called me ugly.


Aka the person who is smarter, prettier, writes better and more accomplished than I am.

If that photos do not suffice to tell you about her, maybe her VERY OWN ENTRY AT URBANDICTIONARY.COM CAN.

Ah, let me copy and paste it here for you. :)

From Urbandictionary.com:

Kategoh:

A 'Kategoh' is term commonly used to label someone a whore and/or slut. Many sub-species exist but the most prolific one can be differentiated by its sheer distortion of the body, especially in the facial region. Some distortions include a severe lack of height and an emphasis on the width. (HAHAHAHAHAH WHOEVER WROTE THIS, I LOVE YOU YOU ARE TOO COOL!!!) As for the facial reigon, you will undoubtedly know when you see one. Kategoh's often attack their prey in a sexually-orientated manner, subsequent to being labelled a slut/whore. They leave a pervasive "gift" behind in which studies have shown are impossible to reverse. There have also been many reported cases of tramautized victims who have been unfortunate enough to experience "Kategohnia", a disease that is attained from being within a close proximity to a Kategoh, excluding physical/sexual contact. However, there are myths circulating the communities and media implying that this malignant disease can be lethal even if the victim is within eyeshot. Encouragement of awareness and avoidance to any Kategoh's are currently being publicized, as the victims are said to have faced afflictive consequences. 1. "Why does this party only have Kategoh's? Mark told me this party would be full of hot chicks!" 2. "Goddamnit, dump your Kategoh girlfriend already." 3. "Woah...I think I see a Kategoh right there. Okay, let's walk the other way instead." 4. "Fuck man! Why do I get all the Kategoh's?!"

Doesn't that already paint you a lovely lovely picture of what she is and what her peers think of her?

Don't worry the stream of her pretty pictures will continue as I blog about her.

So yes, turns out this Kira person is a 10th grader in MKIS named Kate Lynn Goh, is extremely ugly, FAT (I have had special requests from people to emphasize on this point) and is also proven to be MENTALLY UNSTABLE.

Now that we know of her true identity, and what she really is, let's go back and decode all her actions mentioned just now shall we! :D *cue Barney adventure song*

1. Let's start with this one!

"dear mayzhee,
remember me darling? you weren't very nice to me sweetheart. in fact, sometimes you were downright rude."

(Weren't very nice to you, BITCH???????????????????? Irony of all ironies, the only detractor I bothered being nice to ... claims I am not being nice to her. I have been nothing but civil, nice and polite to her, even when she openly insulted my nose, my writing and whatnot. And I end up being called rude anyway! AND DO YOU SEE THIS OR NOT SHE CALLS ME RUDE/UN-NICE TO HER WHEN IN FACT SHE WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE SHIT BY COMING TO MY BLOG AND LEAVING INSULTING COMMENTS CAN YOU SEE HOW TRULY RETARDED SHE IS NOW??? I really would like to see people defend her against this one. What did I do to deserve what she did to me? I didn't know her. I didn't know Kira. I didn't know Kate.)

(I am sorry but who the FUCK expects someone to be nice to them after having insulted her multiple times??? She's saying it like she deserves to be nice to! Like I'm in the wrong here! Cibai bitch shouldn't have been so nice to you.)

"too bad for you, but what goes around comes around."

(HAHA, you wanna say that again??)

"i saw you at my school yesterday. and sweetie, you really shouldn't mess with people who could eat you for breakfast.
xx
kira"

First of all, I am older than her. She is in 10th grade. I am in 11th grade. If there's any eating to be done, it will be when I swallow her alive right after stomping all over her SOPHOMORE face. Secondly, a friend would like me to point out that she "agrees with the last line though because Kate is so fat".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

2. Her friends hate her. MY friends hate her. EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL HATES HER.

You wanna know what's the first thing I heard about you, Kate, when I first came into MKIS? That you're just seriously screwed up. And this came from one of the nicer girls in school. Everyone called you a screw-up ... like it was a fact.

I spoke to a few more people about her, and they had millions and millions of stories to tell me about how she goes round BITCHING about everyone in her vicinity behind their back for no cogent reason and being all nice to them in front. Apparently she has successfully alienated everyone in her grade because of this attitude of hers, and she has pissed off my friends too by hooking up with one of our friend's boyfriend immediately after their break up.

Do I vaguely recall her telling ME that MY attitude stinks?

Also, her classic remark about me having no friends:

"all it means is that mayzhee has a lot of friends (highly doubtful)"

Kate is currently being home-schooled.

3. She is smarter, prettier, more accomplished and writes better than me.



Sure.

4. Remember Kate Goh/Kira's words of beauty advice for me? Let's apply it into context, shall we ...

"dear mayzhee,
just a friendly tip. you have what is known as a long oval shaped face. the distance between your eyes and nose is vastly separated by your very generous nose. in short, you have an extremely long nose."



"i suggest that instead of taking photos from an upward angle where the length of your nose is exaggerated, you stick to more full-frontal photos which won't make you look like a horse."



"also, your false eyelashes don't really sit right on your eyelids. i suggest consulting a professional on how to correctly apply them.
since you are still young, you should forget about foundation and just make do with what you've got. foundation while seeming like a lifesaver will only clog your pores and ruin your skin."



"the photos which you upload on your blog are hardly flattering and i suggest a more thorough vetting of the pictures which put a face to your blog."
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5. In one of her comments, she displays her infamous bitching skills that I've heard so much about ... and along the way bitched about people who are now my very close friends.

"i think the thing about eurasians isn't necessarily true. some of them are just bloody lucky and get good genes. but some of them look really like meh. i know quite a few halfies and a lot of them aren't that special. let's see, i know a pair of siblings that are singaporean/french and you're probably like ooooh! but they really just look asian. and extremely tall and slightly harrier. hahahahhaahahahah!!!! but they have a cool sounding last name."

Charlotte and Greg de Drouas, I believe she's talking about you guys.

"my boyfriend is indonesian/dutch and even i will admit he's not hot stuff. (he is a sweetie pie though - most of the time)"

Robin Goudriaan, is that youuuuuuuuuu?

"then another pair of siblings who are japanese/american and they're pretty bleah. nice eyes and pale skin but you wouldn't exactly cast them in an advertisement. maybe for mr potato haha."

OH NO SHE DIDN'T. She did not just insult Kristi Jones, and - GASPPPPPPPPPPPP - Rory Jones!!!!!!!!!

How. Dare. You. Call. Rory. Pretty. BLEAH??


This is Rory.


This is you.

Oh man, how much more uncanny can this be! Who would have known that this total stranger with the pseudonym Kira would come onto my blog just randomly and insult the random people in HER life and three months later I would learn about a school called MKIS, which is co-incidentally her school, and decide to enroll in it and become really good friends with the people she insulted three months ago? And that I will blow her cover one year later?

What are the odds, right? Boy, Katie, God must really hate you.

"ummm two sisters who are phillipino/german but in my opinion they look like chipmunks/dwarves. boys like the younger one though but they have admitted it's coz she's got a big rack. an indian/dutch guy who just looks indian without an indian accent. oh and my cousin is half english and even though i think she's gorgeous (i am so biased about this though) i wouldn't exactly say she is MTV vj material."

Insulting some random person again.

She sure has a life doesn't she.

6. She also has a thing with my "fashion sense" and considers herself superior in that sense to me.

That, Kate/Kira, I just have to agree with you.


I obviously don't have your perfect body, and those perfect arms/legs.


Oh how I love your cheekbones ...


Gorgeous. Just gorgeous.


Why Kate WHY. Why can't I be more like you :(


I wish I was a smoker too :( :( :( Because it's so cool and good for health you know.

7. ONE MORE TIME!!!! :)



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I want you guys to try. Try and convince me that this Kate Goh girl is not COMPLETELY CRAZY AND MENTALLY ILL!! I mean, who does this?? Seriously! I actually feel so sorry for her that I want to cut out a little bit of my success and sprinkle it on her bad hair. Poor girl.

If you're thinking of giving me shit about this blog post, please lor! What have I done here that's so wrong? In case you didn't notice, all I did was just compile comments that SHE HERSELF posted on my blog, photos that SHE HERSELF made available on the world wide web and show you the DRASTIC difference between Kate and Kira using by my sharp and witty commentary skills, while occasionally defending myself (and my friends) against her unprovoked insults towards me (and us).

If anything, you should be sympathizing with me can you see how damn mean her comments about me are!! And these are just like 20% of them!!

Everything I stated above are pure facts, coupled with things I've heard people say about her. You can judge for yourself what kind of person Kate/Kira is ... from her own comments and actions that I've laid out for you, word for word, unedited. All I'm doing is revealing to you who some of my biggest detractors are, breaking them down to their core ... and showing you how they are nothing but unhinged psychopaths who don't have much of a life. Then you tell me if their insults towards me are still valid.

Are you really going to tell me that defending myself is reprehensible but letting this obviously disturbed chick go on a written rampage around my blog is acceptable, even in the least bit?

PS - Don't you guys just think this is karma at its best???? I'll wrap this up with a quote from the crazy ass bitch herself.

"Once you post entries available to the public, expect backlash. People are entitled to their own opinions."
- Crazy ass bitch

A mission for you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

Especially to old blog readers. Ho ho ho. Have I got a BIG SURPRISE for you guys.

I have this incredible revelation about a BITCH from my blog, who never knew that her frequent (innocuous to her) acts of insulting me, the mighty awesome author, two years ago ... would come back to BITE HER IN THE ASS today. My fingers are trembling with excitement, I really can't wait to tell you guys this.

But first! You must help me!!!!

Search this blog, starting from middle of 2007-ish (?!) to look for comments by this girl named Kira. Yes, her. If you're a veteran blog reader of mine, you must have seen her comments before, so please do help me locate it!! The more insulting it is, the better!!! Especially look for the one where she said that she didn't have to worry because she is undeniably waaaaaaaaay prettier than me and prettier than anyone else in this whole wide world!

Help me on this mission to see a juicy post coming up!!

PS - God it would be really helpful right now if there was a search engine that could also search comments!! Do you hear me God DO YOU HEAR ME!!! I knew it you didn't.

TESTING TESTING CAN THIS PURPLE COLOR BE SEEN IN MY BACKGROUND? CLEARLY? I HOPE SO.

A post of old photos and self-comments! (In other words: Guys, stay away.)

I have a major History exam coming up, and I'm supposed to be reading about how Stresemann plays a role in the peace of Germany with the other nations but the only way I can concentrate on reading about Stresemann is if he's wearing Freshkon colored contacts, because that's all I can think about right now!!

I cannot decide which colored contacts I look the nicest in!!! I bet if Stresemann had my dilemma he would have to put Germany's peace on hold too don't laugh!!!

The whole night I've been winnowing out good photos from my Facebook and old photo albums. I am sorry Stresemann, but gorgeous eyes come first. (Not that I'm implying you did not have gorgeous eyes I'm sure you did. Or else there's always Freshkon colored contacts!)

And so to put my mind to ease, so I will be coerced back into studying about Stresemann again, I will post the nicest photos of me in the respective colored contacts before and give myself the verdict.

Contacts Number One: Natural Brown
My first contact lens, Freshkon Winsome Brown, eye-enlarging and also most natural!

The self-shots:

NO.


PHOTOSHOP.


Verdict: It does give me a high frequency of good photos, if not the highest. Also look ok without thick make-up ...


Two others here look not bad too!

Can make me look too cutesy sometimes, but hey a little cutesy is ok! You don't slap a bunny and go, "You are too cute" some people do but those people are sad old spinsters who hate anything capable of reproducing!


Also, eyes look bigger! Bonus! After all that's the whole point of living, no?

And making me look good without make-up is always a plus!! There were many occasions when these contacts were all I needed to walk out of the house! (Freshkon should be paying me for this man look at the BATHTUBS of praises I'm giving them!!)

Now for faraway shots. I have to separate them because self-shots and faraway shots can be VERY different indeed. You know how some people look nice in self-shots but shit in faraway shots? And some vice versa?

HERE.



There is no need to choose. I look great in all of them.

Rating: 9.5/10.

Downside: Looks nice in photos but pretty plain in real life. Nothing that makes everyone, and I mean, everyone, stop and ask me about my eye color, unlike my current contacts. Someone I have a HUGE crush on loves them and so I make a habit to wear striking colored ones now. (Wo de "crush" shi wo yi ge hen shuai de lao shi!! Ta de ming zhi shi M kai shi de wo you blog about ta guo! :D Wo yi ding yao yong hua yu gao shu ni men ying hui ta you chang chang du wo de blog - ta shuo ta hen xi huan du :D :D :D :D :D :D - suo yi ru guo wo xie zai ying yu ta jiu hui zhi dao wo zai jiang ta!!!!)

HAHA if you can read Chinese the above is just too funny.

Colored Contacts Number Two: (Sort of) Natural Black

The thing about this contacts is, at first glance, it may look scary, even gaining a deplorable status among most colored contacts user I kid you not. You might hate it. It'll clash with your brown hair. It'll clash with your blonde hair. It'll make your eyes so dark.

What's the plus side though?

It'll make your eyes so dark.

This colored contacts do not generate as many good photos as the brown one, but the margin of difference is only minimal. Plus, when I look good in these black contacts, I really look good.

Self-shots:





All the photos taken in my black contacts have been my favorites! They just seem to stand out, towering over the rest of the photos. Because all my photos are mostly dependent on the cutesy factor (in case you didn't notice) to look nice so when I get a non-cutesy one which just looks plain pretty, they stand out! And black contacts do give me that sort of plain pretty look!!

The faraway shots, which I love to death:


See what I mean by different! And plain pretty!


I heart this photo to death!

Rating: 9.4/10

Downside: Looks even plainer in real-life! Like black ok like what the hell eye color can be more boring than black?! And can be too black in photos sometimes! Especially without even light make-up!

Colored Contacts Three: Unnatural brown
These are those contacts that only look nice in reality, but God they are so hard to take photos with!! Maybe it's because I didn't fully explore its potential yet ... I hardly put on make-up in them, only eyeliner and eyeshadow or so.

Nicest self-shot:


Only one. The rest have been pretty crap. On plus side it totally takes away the cutesy look and gives a more ... that look. -_-

Update: Okay I found some pretty photos of these contacts from my webcam! But then again it's webcam la everyone looks pretty in webcam photos. That's like the loserish way to look pretty in photos.




Gee, can't look pretty in clear, camera-taken photos? I know! I'll use the webcam! :D

Loser girls.

Faraway shot? Oooh tricky.

Whoa I don't think I actually have any! Either out of non-existent effort to take faraway photos or I just don't have any that look good! I think it's latter.


Found one unimpressive one. And unclear some more. Sure, that'll strengthen the case of these contacts.

Rating: 7/10 I am NEVER buying this again I think! What do you think?

Downside: Obvious

Colored Contacts Four: Gorgeous grey!



I've been ambivalent towards this grey contacts. Never got to fully explore it because TWICE the left lens tore even before the third week of usage :(

Didn't like it much at first because not only did it not have eye-enlarging effects, it was also too small for my eyes!! I could see the edges of my pupils! On the plus side it looks very natural ... but natural is not what I like.

I have some good photos of it with thick make-up.


I very useless one ok always take photo same pose.




And a super nice photo of it in my phone that became my wallpaper for quite a while! The color is really, really gorgeous, hence the name.

The bad thing about it is that it's smaller than my eye, and without make-up it doesn't look very good at all.

Rating: 8/10 - Could be higher if it didn't end up TORN in two weeks.

Downside: I don't know why I bother making this column at all.

Colored Contacts Five: ?

Guess!!! Haha it's the one I'm wearing right now! You can sort of see it in the previous photos of me with Mr Kevin Hoye (holy shit sounds so sexy) and Adam Ume-cutie-moto! Hahaha the name just stuck. Yes it's also the one that my "crush" likes! Aka lao shi HAHAHAHA. Ahem. Shit. Hope he doesn't learn mandarin because he did warn me that he wanted to learn it just so he can understand what me and Debra were conversing about in Mandarin in class so often (about him obviously) OH SHIT I'M GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY END BLOG POST NOW.

Congrats to The Nutcracker Ballet for being nominated for three BOH Cameronian Awards!

Congrats to Zi Xin for Best Performer category, Chor Guan Ng for Best Music and Loi Chin Yu for Best Set Design!!!! May 3rd award night woohoo excited!!!!!!! :)

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And now for yesterday's long angry rant.

I swear I have not been this pissed off in a long time, because my life has been really happy and perfect recently ... except for this one thing. [Written yesterday. My life is as happy as two mating rabbits right now! Maybe even three!]

My transportation to and back from school. Honestly, what the FUCK are people thinking, expecting me to wake up at 6.50am to go to school?? I moved all the way from Klang, away from the warmth and comfort of my home, away from my FAMILY, to a fucking place in Kota Damansara, just so I can be closer to the school ... and I am arranged a bus at 6.50am?!?!?

If that is the case, okay, nevermind. I am okay with waking up at 6am to get ready and leaving the house at 6.50am (sometimes the bus even comes earlier because nooooooo 6.50am is not early enough!) but because it's a fucking yellow bus with the word BAS SEKOLAH on it which makes it a school bus so it'll have to go pick up other students as well. How many students, you ask?

I'm the first student. There are five stops after me. FIVE. FIVE. FIVE. FIVE. FIVE. FIVE.

FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and if those people are late and make the bus driver wait, then I would have woken up early for no reason and would get to school late because THEY made the bus driver wait. Average time I reach school, despite waking up at 6am and leaving at 6.50?

8am.

My school starts at 8.20am.

Screw you, seriously, screw you motherfucking piece of shit!

I moved all the way from Klang just to live in a place fifteen minutes away from my school, and you expect me to spend one hour and ten minutes every morning to travel to school???

Excuse me but my time is fucking precious lor!!! I am sorry but honestly, I can tell you, I am not like the other students. They can wait and they can waste like three hours of their day (plus coming back to school, SAME CASE, even longer, hence three hours a day) but I CAN'T. I just CAN'T. I have things to do, the same workload and activities that all the students have and MORE. I can go the long way and tell you the whole story of my life, but I really don't have time for that.

Oh I forgot to complain about something else. The two fucking kids in the bus!!!!! THEY ARE SO ANNOYING I WANT TO KILL THEM TEN TIMES OVER. And then throw them out of the bus because I bet even if they were dead their corpse would still be talking!!!! ANNOYING PIECES OF SHIT I NEVER WANT TO HAVE KIDS. *not true

Yes where was I? Okay my time. Seriously how ridiculous is this??? Would you stand for this??? If you already had to sacrifice so much, moving away from your family and nice big house (worse is if you're like me, a completely shallow and spoilt brat) and you have to sit one hour and ten minutes in a stinking bus at 6.50am in the morning!!!

If you say you would, or that you already are doing it, and that I'm just being a spoilt brat and that I have to suck it up, well SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU FOR NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR SITUATION! If you're pissed off and dissatisfied about how you have to travel such long distance to work/study, then you fucking go do something about it like I'm about to now! Don't come here and lecture me shit about how I am being insensible and all that stuff! Because I don't care about what you think about me so FUCK OFF.

Did I also forget to mention that the bus is in a SHIT situation? Okay it's quite good compared to most buses but I cannot do anything in there which further aggravates my point that I'm wasting my time!!! I can't sleep, I can't read my books, it's so cramped, I can't sit properly because the aircon fucking leaks like it has period 24/7, I can't even focus on my thoughts because I can't steer my mind away from thinking about how virulently I hate taking the bus!!! Gee that's a good way to spend your time! Motherfuckers.

And now you're probably asking me, so why am I still taking the bus?

Because my dad already PAID for the whole semester and I was trying so hard to make it worth the money and put up with this whole nonsense (because there are no refunds I think). Occasionally I take a cab, more frequently these days, but every night and every day I have to worry obsessively about my plan for tomorrow and it just kills me inside. Seriously.

But today I've had enough of this shit.

When it comes to a choice between time or money, in this case I think I would gladly choose to have my time. Wasting two hours a day, amounts to wasting ten hours a week. That's right, TEN FUCKING HOURS. Gee. I wonder what that can be used for! Again it's hard to explain to you why my time is precious so I won't even bother to. Basically my time is WAY more precious than possibly 90% of the students in school and you cannot even begin to fathom how important ten minutes is to me. Now imagine ten hours.

I am going to cancel the bus service once and for all, and start taking the cab from now on. God bless you, Public Cab, you are the best thing that God has ever invented, I love you.

On the subject of rants, I have something else. THE STUPID INDONESIAN MAID IN THIS HOUSE I'M STAYING IN. What the fuck is wrong with her????? If there was an award for stupidest Indonesian maid boy I will FIGHT for her to get it. She is a fucking dumbass, I tell you. Ever since I got here she has done NOTHING for me, except cook dinner which tastes so bad anyway and I always eat out. Okay now you think I'm being unreasonable and ungrateful and all that shit for calling her stupid just because her dinner tastes bad but OH NO. Trust me. I hate her not because of what she's done, which is hard because she doesn't do shit, but precisely for what SHE HAS NOT DONE. AND THAT IS EVERYTHING.

Omg ok! She does not prepare breakfast for me (sureeeeeee my bus comes at 6.50am I totally have the time to slowly make five-tiered sandwiches for myself) and if she doesn't, it's okay, but she doesn't even fucking tell me where the bread and where the toaster is, and when I take the supposedly "wrong" bread, she'll scold me and say the bread is for Aaron?! (This kid in the house.) MOTHERFUCKER WHITE BREAD ALSO MUST HAVE NAME?!?!?!?!

And when I ring the doorbell more than once she fucking complains as well. God I hate her so much I wish some foreign workers will come screw her over. Probably already did, because of reasons I cannot tell here.

Stupid bitch. She'll totally ignore me whenever I ask politely! I am this close to throwing the chair at her I tell you!!! What kind of maid doesn't do what you ask her to do!!! That's why we EMPLOYED you if you're not going to listen to us then what's the point of us KEEPING YOU UNDER OUR ROOF??????????????????????????? Cibai.

Girls, the secret to liking football.

Or, at least, the secret to being able to sit through a whole football match, and actually do it on your own will.

And the secret is ... to hate other football clubs. I swear. It's that easy. Just focus your hatred on one football club, preferably one that is mighty popular with loads of fans and does well like Liverpool or Chelsea or (FINE) Manchester United or something, and then keep wishing for them to lose and do badly while rooting for your favorite club because it'll feel so much better when those clubs go down and your club wins.

Or maybe this is only how Man U fans feel because we always win!! (I'm a convert and I can't turn back anymore!!! Look at me! I'm using "we" to refer to the FC and HOLY SHIT I USED FC TO REFER TO THE FC. Also note the extreme bias and reference to how this author's favorite FC will always win. I'm a CONVERT.) God don't you just hate girls like me who know shit about football but want to act like they know a lot!! GAH!

So yes, girls, want your boyfriend to LOVE you more?? Subscribe to a football club and start vehemently hating another!

It works like a charm you'll be able to withstand watching football games in no time and you'll get more sex from your boyfriend (unless you guys support different football clubs hohoho).

Two unflattering pictures of me:


You do not want to know what I had to do to get this photo.


With Adam Ume-cutie-moto!

It's days like these that you just wish you would have eternal make-up on. Sigh. I know one brand of eternal make-up would you like to know too? It's called ... plastic surgery.

Omg what's up with this lack of comments!!! COMMENT AND TELL ME YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT THE GUY IS HOT!!! His name is Kevin and he's a teacher. :D

PS - I am moving the long ranting update to another post in the future because I don't want this post to be tainted!! Especially not by stupid maids and bus drivers.

PPS - The photos were taken during the three-day MYMUN VI conference in my school! I was part of the media team, hence the oversized black t-shirt.

PPPS - Watch this!!!



Beckham is SO SEXY when he talks to Victoria. Oh God what's up with me and Caucasian men with that shade of hair?!