I know that you know that you wanna read this.

It's a tag thing I got from Facebook. Is this an excuse to not blog properly? Yes.

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Do you like the same person you liked a month ago?
I like a lot of people.

Have you ever slept on the floor with someone you liked?
Yeah I slept in Cookie's bed. Cookie is Debra's dog. (That's sort of on the floor. And it's sort of like sleeping with someone. That I like.)

Will you be in relationship in the next couple of months?
Relationship? What is this word I am very unfamiliar with this.

... k fine if the right guy comes along why not. But probably not why would I want to subject myself to such torture.

Do you think the person you like is nice?
Yes? I don't know I have a lot of people in my head. They're all nice to me so yes. Cookie is awesome.

Where would I have found you last night at 11pm?
Zouk! No wait Mansion @ Heritage Row first, then Zouk. (Postnote: This was written on Sunday btw. Thank God because this sounds cooler than "in front of the computer".)

Who was the last person to say " i love you " to you ?
HAH not telling because bugger probably didn't mean it. It happened on September 1st, which was the day he left. Take the hint.

Are you texting anybody?
No.

Was it a boy or a girl to text you first today?
Girl. GODDAMNIT DEBRA.

Do you curse in front of your parents?
Haha no, I really don't. It's quite disrespectful I think.

What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving?
Find a new one. (Joke)

Who pissed you off yesterday?
Everyone who went, "Did you have sex?" just because my MSN message was "Finally happy". Yeah not so happy after that. Because I didn't.

Hold hands with anyone recently?
Yes! I smiled as I typed this God I'm such a girl.

Have you ever felt replaced in any way?
All the time. We're dealing with guys here, not exactly the most sensitive creatures on earth.

Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
Open. Hence I'm publishing this.

Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
3? Seriously?

Think a lot before you fall asleep?
No because I don't have time to fall asleep.

What were you doing at 4 am?
Just back from Zouk and was ... Facebooking actually.

How long can you go without your phone?
I WILL DIE OMG ARE YOU KIDDING DON'T EVER TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME. EVER.

Are you happy right now?
Meh. Was. But now. Like ...... MEH. Why? Refer to "who pissed you off" question.

Who were you with last night?

Oh my GOD where do I start. First with some friends at Mansion, then to Zouk where I met this ANNOYING New Zealand guy oh God but I had to distract him because he was bugging Zlwin from performing his magic to people like omg I wanna hit him with a frying pan.

Are you a forgiving person?
There can be two extremes. One, I forgive easily. Two, oh boy piss me off and SUFFER.

Have you ever kissed anyone with a tongue ring?
No. Wait I think yes. Oh wow yes. But I didn't feel it?!

Are you thinking about anyone?
Ya. :( Obviously sad face indicates this is not very happy. Refer again to "who pissed you off" question.

Person you have feelings for shows up at your house, you say?
ABOUT TIME.

How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
None.

Do you ever think about the past?
Wtf these questions are getting BORING.

Last night you felt?
Bla bla who wants to know.

What are you looking forward to?
REFER TO WHO PISSED YOU OFF QUESTION. EXPECTATIONS GRR.

Oh God this questionnaire sucks.

What happens when you're friends with walruses

OMG omg omg omg omg I can't believe I haven't updated this long! I'm so sorry you guys! It's close to a week, I just never realized!

Anyway this is the typical MSN conversation you will have if you are friends with a fat walrus.

She even changes her MSN message halfway.

Oh walrus.

This is the same walrus that kindly took me into her home whenever I'm in the area and needed a quick shower and prepping up. Thank you walrus. :) I know I can count on her for anything, and she knows I'll do just the same for her. WALRUS LOVE! <3

No make-up, sweaty, dirty, at times drenched wet, in the wild, away from technology, you get the picture

And for those of you who didn't, here are the actual pictures.

I think before this post there might have been some people who found me mildly attractive, well that'll be gone now.

I am always posting photos of me and my friends in nice clothes, relative comfort (having to cramp with Debra the fatass in a taxi notwithstanding) (just kidding Debra's not fat), partying, having fun, being happy ... now presenting: us in the Sarawak longhouse.




Our home for four days. No air-con (yay!), no reception (awesome), no internet (can this get any better) and no hot water (this was the best).






This was how we ate. (We brought our own chef.)






This was how we slept. Oh can you see the joy on our faces.




Yes that's me wearing a sarong, and weaving mats. Had to fit in with the whole I-live-in-the-jungle theme, you know.

This was our only mode of transport for four days. The water gun was the teachers' ideas. (Okay I gotta admit this part was the funnest part of our trip. If the boat ride was the funnest part of a trip ... you can kinda tell how the trip went.)






Oh how we enjoyed toiling away in the fields, under the hot sun, being one with the nature, in our super cool footwear (I could have sworn I saw these sandals in Vogue!).




The sheer happiness on our faces, really. I don't think I've ever remembered being so happy.


THIS WAS HOW WE BATHED.




Some of us went to extremes to avoid sunburn.


More working at the fields. This joyfulness has to STOP!


That is a BUG on my hand btw.




Soaking wet from our swim in the river. I love being wet like seriously nothing better than being soaked from head to toe. Love it.


Sitting on logs. Fun.






The rain started pouring and we had to cover the food. With our bodies.




Mingled a lot with the Ibans and observed a lot of their customs.

We spent some time in the city.


At least I found true love.

Some of us didn't make it out that well.

Semi Formal 09!

Ah the genius of naming an event after the dress code!!! :D

I pointed out that we matched the background! Which meant I match that pipe on top. Glamorous.

My Spanish teacher wanted a photo with her best students so ... :D

How do you differentiate girls from guys? When we take two photos with the same poses, same smiles, same everything ... just because we didn't like the first. AND the photographer is probably some grumpy guy going WHAT AGAIN SIGH.

SUCH a good photo right! Ignoring the color difference of my face and body yesyesyes I really can't do anything about it you know I don't wanna get my face tanned or God forbid put FOUNDATION on my arms or something. And my powder makes me look white so deal with it.

There good photo with me looking more like God's creation now. Happy?

And then my History teacher wanted a photo with his best student so ... HAHA I have got to stop making up lies like that.

Again nothing I can do about my skin tone so BUGGER. OFF.






Mmmm satay om nom nom nom so good I should have taken twenty more sticks but I wanted to act lady-like. Damnit. And now I crave for indomee too.

Pretty. :)


Devi's after, where I had a piece of heaven (indomee) and have been craving for it ever since. I blame you Sharvarska you bread basket Ukrainian indomee eating person!!!