That's Vladimir (laptop) and Trotsky (hard disk, also future dog's name), and once I ran out of names of Russian people I admire, I named my iPod ... Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.
When I get my Blackberry, I am naming it Guacamole. And if I can't find my Blackberry and I launch into frantic search for it, going WHERE IS MY GUACAMOLE, people will think I'm looking for this:
WHERE IS MY GUACAMOLE?!?!?!?
My plan is foolproof.
Meanwhile, my World Cup journey continues...
I swear paying RM99 to get that printed on the back of my RM256 jersey is worth it just for this moment.
Having friends means having people paint stripes on their faces when you do so you won't look stupid alone.
The closest I could get to a sex tape.
Three more goals, baby, three more until you break the national record. In fewer games.
So long as Spain does not get knocked out tonight.
I speak their language, I eat their food, I sleep with their men and now ... I support their football team.
Next World Cup: RUSSIA! Just qualify, goddamnit.
3 comments:
Guacamole the BlackBerry, that just sounds weird. But maybe the weirdness started when you named your iPod after Lady Gaga...
Anyway, when's your birthday? I think it's in September, but I can't be sure. 11th of September?
You're a football fan??? Now THAT surprises me.
How about coffee next week?
Jake, it started when I named my laptop Vladimir. 10th!
Ellen, YES I am! Manchester United!!! Yes sure! Drop me a text!
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