- When Starbucks Twitter says they have some new weird-ass Ethopian drink, I know there's actually a possibility of me getting it. POP CULTURE WILL BE AT MY FINGERTIPS MUAHA.
- Forever 21 is cheap.
- Porn. Just porn.
- I no longer have to convert prices online from US Dollars to Ringgit and then try to estimate how much a MAC Technakohl eyeliner would cost here. NO. There I get the real price! Straight off the net! NO MORE LIES AND DECEPTION, INTERNET.
- Advertisements are smarter because they actually want customers, jokes are funnier because they actually have a sense of humor and beer is decent because it's not Carlsberg.
- It is not illegal to throw dogs and pork at people. Not that I would find myself doing that anytime soon.
It's great living in a country that rules the world. No more having to face the disappointment of something that seems to be the greatest creation ever (like Spanx) only to find out it's not sold in your friendly neighborhood mall. Or in any mall in the country, really.
Bye suckers.
17 comments:
I love how the way u love your life, May Zhee :) I know u sounds vulgar all the time but that's ok, as long as u know what u r blaring about, haha! Praise u :)
Not to burst your bubble, but the U.S. isn't all that great haha. I've lived here my entire life, and while it has its perks, it still has its downfalls like... everything is expensive and not uber cute like in Asia, food sucks, etc. However, maybe that's just because it's not quite my cup of tea. haha. Nonetheless, DO enjoy your time here and have fun!
-Coco<3
I cannot believe I still have to wait. Lucky you.
Well, have fun! :D
Go and enjoy urself in America and dont ever come back!!!
US eh? but too bad ur flat ass will remain as yellow as ever, chinky. why dont u go to CHina instead to find some pride in ur real roots and stop trying so hard to be yankee wannabees like the idiotic singporeans as well.Or maybe ul try to bleach urself pig skin pink like Dawn Yang and reconstruct ur face every 2 years so it all doesnt fall off someday soon.
Talking about ur role model Dawn, she actually needs a brain reconstruction. What a sad sad freak of nature.
@anonymous WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!? Why do you have to be so mean? Are you mad because you're mad fugly and just cannot afford to have work done? I've never had plastic surgery either...and I'm still not as bitter as you haha loser.
coco tai, COCO? what kind of bloody name is that? ur inexpensive attempt to be glam??what's ur real chinese name? u embarassed of being urself already? wait, that's strange, u sounded so confident though. take a number.
Ive said it once and i will say it again, coz it's t truth not many is willing to acknowledge. Mayzhee is a sad yankee wannabe who is goin take another 20 years to understand the sheer hopelessness of trying to be somebody she is not and Dawn Yang is a sad case of self-loathing which she tries to rub of with all the bleaches, and silicones and stuff. Not meaness, jus reality
@Anonymous FIRST OF ALL, I AM NOT CHINESE! SECOND OF ALL, YOUR ENGLISH SUCKS. Why do you even waste time troll-ing blogs of people you dislike...sounds like true loser-dom to me.
-COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO ...Oh btw, that's the oh so "glam" name of mine.
yay! CATFIGHT! yay!
1. singapore is better because the motivated and efficient chinese (and taiwanese i think) run it, not the fucking conservative, islamic and traditional malays. (i was too lazy to comment that in the right post TEEHEE)
2. american beer is the worst in the world. it's so bad that it's gotten the name of "water beer". just wait and see. carlsberg is class beer dude! it's a household name by now.
3. annddd mayzhee i think you need to go to america before you go on a rampage on how awesome it is. it's boring as shit over there. some people are so stupid it's insane. the arrogance and ignorance there makes you wonder how they even came up with...well, anything (oh wait they stole most of their ideas, amongst raping and pillaging natives). ignorance is okay, considering the person isn't to blame, but rather, the education and consequently, the government. buuuut when it's mixed with arrogance, then it actually becomes pathetic. asia has so many perks, including the nightlife, the fact that people actually try to make airports and malls architecturally aesthetic, and america was a more structurally sound system but that's about it. entertainment there is less than mediocre compared to KL. been there and meh. going to miss KL so effin much.
and anonymous, i can see where you're coming from but mayzhee isn't a yankee wanna-be. it sounds like it, but the reason behind it is because she just ... has a thing for power. well, all girls do. it's not that she wants to be american, but it's more that she wants the power that america has. i thinkkkkk. am i right? :S
- WALRUS!
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