Lifeblood.

Inseparable, that's what we are.

He is always on my mind, on the go, accessible to me at any hour of the day and I would never, ever shut him off. He is just always right there, peeping out at me right now, even as I am typing this about him.

He keeps my life together. Really, he does. He's my rock. I wouldn't know what I'd do without him. He never fails to let me know if something's going on, from meetings to parties, and parties to meetings.

Sometimes, he can be a pain. I gotta admit. Having to check up on him everyday can get pretty stressful, and sometimes you feel like you need to take a break from him.

Like all healthy relationships do, I guess.

But I'm just addicted, really. I become a totally different person around him. I am a total procrastinator, I am so disorganized, and I cannot use technology for shit, but around him, I'm a totally different person. He makes me a better person. No, he makes me want to be a better person. He holds all the hope I have for the world, quite literally, and he has never, ever let me down.

Not even once. Never. Ever.

Ah, the bond a person forms with her e-mail account is a special thing indeed.

Or, you know, maybe it's just the fear that if I don't check my e-mails at every one-hour interval I might see 53 new messages in one go and that can be very discouraging. To life in general. I lose the will to live, I want to fling myself off the tallest thing I can find, I swear never to use technology again ...

But come on. Bond. Fear. Same thing.

This blog post was inspired by how I realize I leave my e-mail window open even as I sleep so that I can easily check my e-mail the first thing when I wake up.

So yeah. My e-mail. It's my lifeblood, the reason my heart beats, the fire of my loins, all that rubbish. I hope you've enjoyed this pointless post, that I cannot seem to end.

End.